[Transmigration + Irreverent Xianxia + Lighthearted + Cunning Schemer + Showing Off + More Children, More Blessings]
The System's items are meant to help you cultivate immortal maidens, not become an immortal yourself… Xiao Ning transmigrates to the Jiuzhou world and comes within a tiny fraction of reaching the Great Ascension stage, only to be sabotaged by a villain and lose all his cultivation.
By chance, he gets saddled with the role of the Xiao family's useless wastrel and faces a broken engagement from the start. When he cries, “Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west,” the System he has long yearned for and the old geezer in his ring both show up. But… why do these two seem more and more shady the longer he looks at them?!
And what is this mission about spreading his family line throughout the sect supposed to mean?