Late Ming Dynasty: Kick Qian Qianyi into the Water at the Beginning

[End of Ming Dynasty + passion + killing + struggle for hegemony + humor] "What? Qian Qianyi thinks the water is too cold?" "Get down here!" Xia Shang kicked Qian Qianyi into the river. "Is this Hong Chengchou's wife? She is indeed very moist." Xia Shang sighed while lying on the bed. "Do you, Sun Zhixian, like to shave your head?" "Okay, okay! Then I'll shave your head. After shaving your head, I'll make you look like a real Tatar in Liaodong!" Xia Shang thought with a mischievous look on his face. "In ancient times, there was Huo Qubing who sealed the wolf in Xu, and now there is Anbeihou who has defeated Mongolia!" "In the Tang Dynasty, there were Turkic Khans who performed dances, but now there are slave chieftains who dance in Tai Chi." "Congratulations to the emperor, congratulations to the emperor. Huang Taiji, Li Zicheng, and Dorgon have been surrendered. This is the emperor's great blessing." Xia Shang stood aside and said with cupped hands. "I report to my ancestors that Huang Taiji, Li Zicheng, and Dorgon have been beheaded by me. I am worthy of my ancestors." Chongzhen said happily in the main hall. "Then what can Your Majesty do to be worthy of me?" Xia Shang stood at the side of the hall and suddenly said with a smile. "What do you mean?" Chongzhen suddenly turned around and looked at Xia Shang in surprise. "What do I mean? Your Majesty should be Yao and Shun!"