So What If I'm Just a Tool? I Use Absurdity to Crush Everyone

[Silly, Funny, Wildly Imaginative, Slight Ensemble Cast, System] Wen Yu, whose computer science exam score had just hit rock bottom, was riding back to her dorm when someone on a bike ran her over and killed her. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself in a novel. Being no protagonist was bad enough, but she was also a walking collection of melodramatic roles: the troublemaking older sister of the fake and real heiresses, the white moonlight in a substitute romance, and the wicked supporting actress's scheming sidekick in a tragic little-white-flower story, among others. Knowing all this, Wen Yu twisted, rolled, and crawled through the shadows. Luckily, the System said,