The Most Ruthless Doomsday Survival Protagonist on the Planet

[Apocalyptic + science fiction + zombies + funny + nonsensical + jokes + spoofs + cool articles + non-cool articles + no heroine + abstract + back room + weird stories with added rules + fandom + original + crazy guy + system + no system] (Finally enough, 18 plus) When the end comes, the zombie virus crisis breaks out. But I have seen hundreds of movies on this subject and countless novels of the same type. (Realistic) The man in front of the camera said seriously: "I am Berg Zhang Lang. Today, I will teach you how to survive in the apocalypse full of zombies and viruses." "In the apocalypse, zombies are not scary." "What is terrible is human beings who have lost their humanity." "I am a lonely wolf, a proud lion, a free falcon, and a snow leopard of knowledge." "I am the approaching storm!" "Watch me shoot 17 times in 2 seconds!" "If you dare to offend me, I will kill you within three days and my ashes will be ground into milk powder for you." "It's really despairing to think that only that guy can save all mankind in such a doomsday." "This sand is sheltered from the wind." Alias of the work: "The Madness of the Walking Dead" It may not be the most ruthless on the surface, but it must be the most insane. "One more thing." (Dad's voice) "Don't trust anyone." "Not even the author." "Hey, do you believe it?" "Then let's guess a riddle, what is..." "The Riddler get out of my head!"