[Apocalypse + sci-fi + zombies + comedy + absurdity + memes + parody + power fantasy + not a power fantasy + no heroine + surreal + Backrooms + rule-based horror + fanfiction + original + lunatic + System + no System] (Finally got it up to 18+)
When the Apocalypse arrives, the zombie-virus crisis erupts.
But I’ve watched hundreds of movies about this kind of thing, as well as countless novels in the same genre. (Convincing.)
The man in front of the camera speaks earnestly:
“I’m Berg Zhang Lang. Today, I’m going to teach you how to survive in an Apocalypse full of zombies and viruses.”
“In the Apocalypse, zombies aren’t scary.”
“What’s scary is people who have lost their humanity.”
“I am a lone wolf, a proud lion, a free falcon, a snow leopard of knowledge.”
“I am the storm that’s about to bear down!”
“Watch me fire 17 shots in 2 seconds!”
“Mess with me, and I’ll kill you within three days. I’ll even grind your ashes into baby formula.”
“Imagine, in an Apocalypse like this, only that bastard can save all of humanity. It really is pretty hopeless.”
“The sand has taken shelter from the wind.”
Also known as: “The Lunacy of the Walking Dead”
Maybe it’s not the most ruthless thing on the planet, but it’s definitely the most insane.
“One more thing.” (Dad’s voice)
“Trust no one.”
“Not even the author.”
“Heh heh, you believed that?”
“Then let’s solve a riddle. What is...”
“Riddle guy, get out of my head!”
Awesome, just like this
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