Slay the Gods: I Became the Supreme God by Farming Negative Emotions

[Slay the Gods fan fiction]+ [System]+ [Transmigration]+ [Unhinged protagonist]+ [Making up for regrets]+ [Insane comedy]+ [Lin Qiye gets a godfather, a godmother, and a sworn brother; from now on, they'll share one toilet bowl and one spot at the table]+ [Go on, read it, just don't read while eating or drinking]

“Grandma, are you crossing the road? I'll carry you.”

The old woman shook her head at Fang Yuanyao and looked at him kindly. “No need, young man. I just got here. Thank you, you're such a good boy.”

“Okay, I'll see you off right now.”

The old woman: “????”

Before she could react, Fang Yuan hoisted the old woman onto his shoulders and started sprinting down the road.

Her dentures bounced right out of her mouth as she rode on his shoulder. Once they had crossed the road, Fang Yuan put her down. “No need to thank me. It's what I should do.” Then he left looking extremely proud of himself.

The old woman: “I'll be damned, you stupid **********!”

[Negative emotion points from Zhang Guifen +999. Current balance: 2529]

A big yellow dog came up to Fang Yuan. He bent down and rubbed its head. “Are you all alone too? Poor thing. Why don't you come with me?”

The big yellow dog barked twice and wagged its tail, looking delighted. Then it followed him.

At the pet hospital.

“Doctor, get it neutered!!”

The big yellow dog: ??????