Escape from the Cultivation World

[No System] [Plot-Driven] [Fresh Folk-Customs-Inspired Worldbuilding] [Single Female Lead] [Decisive and Ruthless]

Also known as I Don't Care If You Cultivate Immortality, I'm Not Doing It and I Don't Want to Cultivate Immortality, I Won't Cultivate Immortality, I Want a Wife.

Li Chun's soul falls into a cultivation world called Dazhou. He awakens a fifth spiritual constitution, the Dharma-Aspect Spirit, in addition to the Azure Dragon, White Tiger, Vermilion Bird, and Black Tortoise spirit bodies, becoming a unique cultivation prodigy without equal in Dazhou's history.

Town Chief: "With a constitution like Chun's, if we send him to the authorities, the tens of thousands of people in Anle Town will have food and clothes for eight generations."

Onlookers: "Send Li Chun to a Taoist sect to learn proper immortal arts, and he'll become one of the greatest people in Dazhou."

Li Meng, Li Chun's father: "Our Li family has struck it rich! Chun'er will become an immortal, live in high halls, bring glory to our ancestors, and earn the admiration of thousands. Then even I can afford to order four dishes when I go listen to music at the brothel."

But cultivation in Dazhou comes with one condition: the furnace flame in one's dantian cannot be touched by even a trace of yin energy. In other words, cultivators must stay away from women. Otherwise, at best, they lose all their cultivation, and at worst, their bodies explode.

"You get to enjoy food and clothes for eight generations, while I have to avoid all the good stuff every day?"

"Being one of the greatest people in Dazhou is supposed to beat having breakfast at the Bulgari Hotel with a twenty-year-old streamer in your arms?"

"Dad, you'd rather go listen to music at the brothel than let the Li family have an heir!"

Li Chun immediately declared: "I'm not cultivating immortality."