Game World: You Survive, I'll Open a Store!

[Single male protagonist + funny + system + laugh to death + alien civilization invasion + game arrival + store opening + no CP + group portraits + unlimited imagination] I've seen games come to me in my sleep, I've seen games come to me while I'm eating, and I've seen games come to me during class at school. But our Song Song came to the game while squatting in the pit. . . When others come to the game, they either hold a dagger or a baseball bat. But our poor Song Song, in hand. . . Only one roll of toilet paper! Other players start with an upgradeable thatched house. But our unlucky Song Song just came to the game and there was a bug! Song Bao: Damn it, my thatched hut is so big? Why did you give me a private bathroom? (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻ Fuck, I quit! "Ding! Due to a system error, the player's basic survival prop "Thatch House" was incorrectly distributed! Congratulations to player number: 7100, who received the system compensation talent: Innkeeper! And successfully activated the 'Come to Sleep' resort hotel system! Three days trial period! " Song Bao:? ! System? Tongzi? Tong Bao! Tong Yifu, give me a hard time! Which hotel only has one row of public toilets? !