My Cellar Connects to Ancient Times: I Became the Living King of Hell Behind the Empress

Name: My Cellar Connects to Ancient Times: I Became the Living King of Hell Behind the Empress
Author: Middle-Aged Kid Bro

地窖通古代：我成了女帝背后的活阎王！

by Middle-Aged Kid Bro (中年小孩哥)

Status: Completed
Length: 323k Words
Genre: Historical
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

After my grandfather passed away, I was cleaning out the cellar when I unexpectedly discovered that it could connect to ancient times.

On the other side was the alluring empress of the Dayu Kingdom. She worshipped me as a deity, offered herself to me, and begged for my blessing. She wanted me to give her food and help her purge the treacherous officials.

So I bought a huge amount of supplies, sent them to her through the cellar, and taught her how to govern the country.

Empress: “My lord, the relief grain you gave me is nowhere near enough. What should I do?”

Lu Zhen: “Mix sand into the porridge. Then nobody will come looking for a free meal.”

Empress: “My lord, the plague is rampant, and the medicine you gave me only treats the symptoms. What should I do?”

Lu Zhen: “Load those who die of the plague onto catapults and hurl them at the enemy camp. That’ll break the enemy without shedding a drop of our blood!”

Empress: “…”

Ministers: “Heavens above! Who is the scheming adviser behind the empress? What kind of heartless devil came up with this?”