[Slay the Gods]+ [Mentally Ill Protagonist]+ [Lighthearted and Funny]+ [Absolutely Unhinged]
Get electrocuted while watching Naruto, die, and awaken a Ninjutsu System?
Liu Guang: This is trash. Give me a different one.
System: It can evolve infinitely!
Liu Guang: I take that back. You really are the best, System.
Using ninjutsu to attack enemies can make me stronger? This System is amazing!
A true mortal taking on the gods!
Congratulations, you drew the skill [Thousand Years of Death].
Fine, it'll have to do for now!
[Ding! Congratulations, you hit your target dead-on, striking a vital spot and delivering a soul-piercing experience. Mental strength +999. Divine Ruins acquired: “Mortal Realm”]
“Ding! Congratulations, you drew Orochimaru's skill: Snake Spits Out a Person, Person Spits Out a Sword...”
“Ding! Congratulations, you drew Naruto's Sexy Jutsu.”
What the heck?
Give me a stronger skill!
“Ding! Congratulations, you drew Minato Namikaze's Flying Thunder God...”
Hmm, this one's decent!
But what about my means of attack?
Is [Thousand Years of Death] all I've got?
System, you scammed me.
Well, if I can't enjoy it alone, we might as well all enjoy it together. Let's poke everyone!
From then on, the world of Slay the Gods changed completely.
Zhao Kongcheng: Lin Qiye, take my sword. My fingers... no, my hand skills are my real specialty.
Lin Qiye stared wide-eyed as the Ghost-Faced King ran off, clutching his backside, with Zhao Kongcheng chasing after him.
This is madness. The whole world has gone mad!
Just destroy it! Let me reincarnate again!
Lin Qiye sobbed: I think that guy just... got me from behind?
Michael: You might not believe this, but I got it from behind too.
Whispers: In a fight, never turn your back on your enemy.
Follower: I know. They'll stab you in the back.
Whispers: Wrong! They'll...
Haha, give yourself a five-star review!!! Thank you everyone for watching!!! Huh? I still need 100 words, so okay, let's continue the review, that's what the protagonist is thinking. It is better to enjoy it alone than to enjoy it together. Everyone reviews it together, and it is still five stars. Look at how good the readers are. Can you give me five five stars and one chapter? Okay, why not? Holy shit, it's a little hard to write. There are still fourteen words left, so it's almost time. Add a heroine? How about Hongying? The word count has been reached! I want to evaluate it myself.
What a talent! You are so awesome!