I Can’t Take It Anymore, I’m Pulling Out a Primordial Summoning Card

[Male Lead Focus + Scheming Oddball + Expert in Polite Language + Chuunibyou + Comedy + Primordial World + System]

Liu Yebai transmigrates and even has a cheat, but it’s just a little unreliable.

“Holy crap, System, I never thought the summoning cards I’m holding could summon one of the great men of the Primordial World! Doesn’t that mean I can do whatever I want here on the Spirit Qi Continent?”

“Host, please note: Each summoning card can only be used once, and each summon lasts one minute.”

Liu Yebai was stunned.

“System, you’re such a bastard.”

“Hey, you’re the Yunxiao Fairy, the most beautiful woman in the Primordial World, right? Could I get your contact information?”

“Ding! The summoning card has expired. Host, you’re on your own.”

“Ah… Wait, it’s gone before I could even say two words? System, I hate you.

Can someone please come save me…?”