Love That Never Loses Touch

On the eve of our wedding, my wife replaced my heart medication with vitamins.

When I had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital, she sent her young assistant to the Maldives in my place for our honeymoon.

By the time I was discharged, all I saw was my wife going for a prenatal checkup with the assistant supporting her.

When I confronted her, she couldn't have cared less.

"You're just a live-in son-in-law. What makes you think you have any right to be angry?"

I hung up, left a divorce agreement behind, and walked away.

She thought I was still joking. "Do whatever makes you happy. I don't care."