[Mild Horror] [Decisive and Ruthless] [Satisfying!] [Deadpan Humor] [Not Brain-Dead]
"Emergency broadcast!"
"The prison of Bureau 749 has been breached. Large numbers of abyssal ghosts have escaped. Their numbers are unknown!"
"Citizens, please do not go out recklessly. Do not open your doors at midnight, do not trust your dreams, and do not trust anyone. If you encounter anyone or anything that seems paranormal, call 7888+110 immediately."
"The government is organizing superpowered personnel to suppress the threat. Citizens can rest assured that within three days... three days..."
Vengeful Ghost: "Brother Ye, open the door! Don't you want Xiaoqian anymore?"
Ye Sheng: "Lady, I've wandered onto the wrong set. I'm leaving right now. Please let me go!"
Three minutes later...
"I was pissing on graves at three, watching porn at eight, and hanging around the morgue at thirteen. Who the hell says I'm afraid of ghosts?!"
"System, learn..."
[It's midnight, fellow Daoist. Come sit in the prison. There's a (ghostly) paranormal show here, and let me put on a performance for you...]
