Reborn as a Noble Consort, With Little Time Left to Live

[Both leads are each other’s one and only, 1v1 happy ending, unhinged tyrant x scheming black-lotus, unlucky consort]

Song Ru becomes a noble consort. On top of working 996, her life is tied to the tyrant’s fortune, so every bad thing he does comes back to haunt her.

The tyrant makes sport of his ministers, and Song Ru trips on level ground and splits her head open.

The tyrant indulges in bedroom pleasures, and a bolt of purple lightning from the sky nearly strikes Song Ru dead.

The tyrant kills a loyal minister, and Song Ru suffers heart palpitations and spits blood all over the floor.

The tyrant poisons the Empress Dowager, and Song Ru falls into the water and swallows enough to get a distended belly.

When an arrow seemingly out of nowhere nearly hits her, Song Ru finally snaps. She storms into the imperial study, grabs him by the collar in front of all the civil and military officials, and roars, “Could you try acting like a human being for once?”

The tyrant is stunned.

The officials can’t help drawing sharp breaths: Her Majesty is magnificent!

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Ever since marrying Song Ru, the tyrant has been getting up earlier than a rooster and going to bed later than a dog. She’s turned him into a workaholic!

Whenever even the slightest bad idea crosses his mind, Song Ru glares at him with bloodshot eyes. “Go ahead, try getting yourself killed again!”

The tyrant: “…”