Tang Ling transmigrated to a high-martial world. The first thing he did was beat up the goddess he'd once had a crush on.
"Slap!"
"You keep yapping and yapping. You're giving me a damn headache!"
"Slap!"
"I hit you because I felt like it. What are you gonna do, bite me?"
[Ding! Detected that you have attacked someone you used to have a crush on. Merit points +700!]
[You meet the Host's requirements. System binding complete!]
[In a high-martial world, strength is the only rule. The strong can do whatever they want!]
Damn, I love this System!
Get stronger by hitting people, get stronger by insulting them, even get stronger by winning over fangirls. How could I not take off?
Beat up the boyfriend of the goddess I used to have a crush on! Merit points +1000, cultivation surges, obtain a perfected martial skill!
Beat up the vice-captain of the school team who loves sticking his nose into other people's business! Merit points +2000! Cultivation surges, obtain an SS-rank martial talent!
Meet a beautiful prodigy at the library and win her heart! Obtain the Great Evolution Heaven-Swallowing Art, unlock the Bond System!
Kill the "elite mob," Scarface! Merit points +8000! Obtain the Demon Venerable's creation, the Demonic Palm of Clones! Obtain the immortal sect powerhouse's creation, the Eight Trigrams Starcloud Steps!
Compete in the national tournament, win the hearts of beautiful prodigies, and add them to the Bond System! Obtain the immortal art Yin-Yang Twin Bodies!
Eagleland prodigy: I've awakened an SS-rank talent, and my martial skills have reached the divine level!
Tang Ling: Your princess is my fangirl!
American prodigy: My combat power is off the charts. I'm invincible!
Tang Ling: Your Statue of Liberty is singing for me!
Sakura Country's number-one genius: I'm the strongest seed in the shrine, and I'll inherit the demigod's position someday!
Water. . . . . . .