My Talent Overflows in Every Direction. What’s Wrong with Going a Little Wild?

[Ridiculous Fantasy + Transmigration + Strong Female Lead + Female-Centered Story + No CP + Ensemble Cast + Absurdist + Plot-Driven]

Web-novel writer Gong Ci was faced with one good piece of news and one bad piece of news.

Good news: He survived the car crash and transmigrated.

Bad news: He ended up in the body of a hopelessly love-struck founding master of some tiny, obscure sect in the middle of nowhere.

A scumbag tricked the love-struck master out of her heart and treasures. Her response: “Take them!”

A green tea schemer tricked her out of her spiritual roots. Her response: “Take them!”

Giving everything away, over and over!

Gong Ci was a complete wreck after transmigrating.

He had to train hard and exploit loopholes in the Heavenly Dao to level up, while also finding time to deal with scumbags and homewreckers, contract two foul-mouthed spirit beasts, and teach a bunch of useless disciples and grand-disciples how to behave.

He thought leaving that tiny, out-of-the-way sect would finally set him free, but he had only escaped one den of wolves to fall into a pit of fire.

Senile spirit beast: “Gong, Gong...” (Gong Ci: “My name is Gong Ci. You can call me Old Gong.”)

Green tea schemer: “Sob, sob, it's all Rou'er's fault. Please don't fight over me.” (Gong Ci: “What a face, and what a body!”)

Scumbag: “Don't be afraid, Rou'er. Senior Brother's got your back!” (Gong Ci: “You're ugly, but you've got quite the imagination! Got my back? You can't even cover your own ass!”)

Unfriendly sword-cultivator senior brother: “Tell me, what's so good about my sword?” (Gong Ci: “Senior Brother Lu, nice sword! A very nice silver sword!”)

Sword-cultivator disciples of Luoyun Sect: “Tender Leaf is awesome!” (Gong Ci: “That's right, I'm Tender Leaf!”)

Artifact refiners of Luoyun Sect: “That bastard Dark Butterfly is here to wipe out the mission board again!” (Gong Ci: “That's right, I'm Tender Butterfly.”)

Patriarch Gong wears countless secret identities. He's either cultivating or showing off, and if he's not showing off, he's stirring up trouble. He thrives in the cultivation world and crushes everyone in his path!

Old Gong is on the move! Not a blade of grass will be left standing!