Wait, You're a Game NPC, and You Want to Be My Dad?

[Massively multiplayer online game for all; farming and building; no dead weight; unhurried pacing; nation wars; an awesome adoptive father; rigorous stats] The God-Chosen Game descends, and from the start Satan, the Lord of Hell, calls me his son and demands that I accept him as my dad. A city and a cold, beautiful demoness are gifts from my adoptive father. With this head start, Li Nuo wins favor with every faction, slaughters his way across the borders, and masterfully maneuvers among the different camps.