After Joining a Variety Show, the Whole Internet Ships Us

[Transmigration and rebirth + variety show + Chinese metaphysics + ultra-powerful heroine]

Qin Xia was a cultivator who failed her tribulation. Overnight, she transmigrated into the body of a pitiful girl abandoned by her mother.

Struck by lightning once more and sent back to the eve of her tribulation, she joins a survival livestream on a deserted island to stay alive.

When asked to choose a tool, everyone else picks a knife. She picks a pen.

No house? One quick calculation leads her to a cave sheltered from the wind and rain, nestled beside a mountain and a stream.

No bed? She heads into the forest in the dead of night and steals the emerald jade bed from a lion’s den.

No light? One stroke and she draws a talisman. There’s no problem a talisman can’t solve.

There’s just one issue: her not-so-familiar older brother seems a little off.

Oh well. He’s obedient, so she might as well take him in.

But why do netizens keep shipping the two of us?

I’m supposed to focus on surviving my tribulation and cultivating immortality!