
Garlic Bird, Garlic Bird, He Has Tricks, You Can't Defeat Him
蒜鸟蒜鸟,他有挂,你弄不过他滴
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- 846k Words
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- Urban
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- Urban High Martial Arts
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- Male
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- 2d ago
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Following updates every day. Five-star praise, the only drawback is that there are no ten updates a day. It has a lot of laughs, a compact plot, and an excellent setting. It's cool but thoughtful. The protagonist's personality is quite likable. I used to like to watch hot-blooded young people a long time ago, and I would feel aggrieved watching them. Gentlemen bully them, and good people are easily kidnapped by their morals. Later, I liked to watch Ruyi's grudges and decisive killings. I felt sick when I watched them. From the perspective of a bystander, some of the protagonists were simply inhuman. The protagonist of this book is just right. He is a well-known bad guy, but his soul is a good guy with a moral bottom line. Although he is said to be a good person, there is absolutely no need to worry about him suffering a disadvantage. Come on, the score is relatively low at the moment, but it will definitely rise as more people watch it.
Your writing style is also very good. The content is novel and breaks the rules. The male protagonist has principles. Not killing people indiscriminately is in line with the core values of socialism. A positive male protagonist. Your writing style is so good, I love it.
To be honest, this type of subject matter is quite attractive, it is considered unique, and it has a lot of fun, but it does not necessarily have too many problems. For example, only martial arts experts can achieve the transformation state. The protagonist can teach people to the transformation state, but other people can get it by asking the protagonist for hundreds of thousands. There is a lot of foreshadowing in the past, which highlights how awesome and rare the transformation state is, but others can learn it by spending hundreds of thousands. You must know that a second-level healing medicine alone can sell for 30,000 yuan, and then you say that a transformation state taught by a skill is only worth 20,000 or 300,000 yuan? Either others think the protagonist is a grievance, or the writing is too perfunctory. Then for more than 100 chapters, the protagonist is trapped in his hometown. There is no detailed description of the big world view. There are too many imperfections in the setting and the world view is not perfect. In my opinion, it does not look like a novel that can be written to the later stage. At present, it only has a plot to improve one's own combat power. The plot line of the heroine is too perfunctory, and the heroine is a bit too human. The author did not portray the character well, but the setting of the protagonist is very good, which can be added points. Secondly, the novel subject matter is generally good, and there are some refreshing points. I hope it can be slowly changed in the future, and the heroine can also be more characterization, so that readers can feel the authenticity of the character. Can the heroine's past be written about why she fell in love with the protagonist? This was so confusing in the book that I didn't even understand it, it was baffling. I hope this book can get better and better and be corrected slowly. To enrich the world view, you can open a few more lines to write about what is happening secretly at home and abroad and the general situation to gradually enrich the big world setting! ! Come on
It's a classic Gao Wu. The protagonist has a quick mind, a way to make money, and a moral standard. This type of high martial arts is rarely seen in new books. Today's novels are still interesting to read. I have read all the old books and can't stand the rest. I can only keep looking for new books to read. Fortunately, there are one or two new books that I can read every once in a while, but unfortunately I basically can't continue writing.
Nice. I just think it looks good (why can't I just type "good looking"? Do you understand the value of bad writing?) It looks good!!!!!!!!!!!!
It looks good. The current rating is 7.9. If the quality does not decline, it will definitely be above 9.0 Or even higher in the future.
It's my favorite type. The heroine is cute and doesn't have the weirdness that is found in other male-oriented novels. The male protagonist is also pretty good, a normal guy. There is no vulgar description. Very good, it would be better if there were more (=▽=)
Gao Wuwen is very interesting to watch. Although the plot is cliche, with Goldfinger turning into a genius and joining the martial arts class in Wuhan University, the battles are quite interesting and the protagonist is quite decent. But I think this book is just for the rough student rankings. As a result, the rough student rankings are just mindless rewards. In the plot, the protagonist basically has no motivation to forcibly grind the bad guys to get on the rankings. The protagonist just arrived in a big city and showed his unparalleled talent for enlightenment. Instead of being wooed by the big forces, he parachuted in with a master who could not defeat the protagonist and publicly threatened to break the protagonist's mental power. Few people around him had any objections. This paragraph was a bit abstract. It was only after the live broadcast of killing monsters that things gradually became normal.
It looks pretty good so far, and the heroine's appearance is appropriate. Unlike other heroines who make people uncomfortable when they appear, this one looks more comfortable.
After the protagonist's labels of "money-loving", "stingy" and "profiteer" appeared, the plot became particularly interesting. Coupled with the layers of hidden plots, counterattacks, and values of punishing evil and promoting good, it felt good to read it in one go. The protagonist is so handsome when he wears the black Goku mask and kills everyone. I really like this setting, it's the finishing touch. The description of the supporting characters is a bit thin. Lin Xiao's setting is the most outstanding among them. The "forced king" character is so funny, hahahahahahaha. Can the author write him as a main supporting role? It would be a pity to throw it away. He's like Sakamoto, who is handsome, talented, and has a great background, but with huge costumes and a huge display, hahahahahahaha. At present, the map has not been changed in Chapter 100. I am looking forward to the author's new plot.
It's good to read. Many of Gao Wu's novels are all in the same routine, which makes people impatient to read on. This book doesn't have the brains to kill decisively, and the protagonist's character is also likeable. When it's time to pluck out wool, when it's time to kill, if you want to kill me, I'll kill you before you do. This kind of character is great! Let's talk about the small drawback, that is, the heroine's character is not very good. I don't know when these silly and simple heroine characters became popular. There are so many such heroines that I have a headache when I see this kind of character. Apart from this small flaw, everything else is pretty good, quick update
Very nice, treasure book This kind of book usually has a formula, that is, after the male protagonist shows off, he is noticed by a big boss, and he is immediately promoted to the national battlefield. But there is no such thing in this book. I read the latest chapter in just two days. It is step-by-step and logical. It can be seen that the author is very careful. There is no ambiguity between the male and female protagonists. Instead, it is very young and in line with the way of getting along with students. The male protagonist himself hides it, but the other two vests are invisible. As a reader, it is really fun to see. The birth list is not a brainless system. It is really comfortable to watch without realizing it. At the same time, this list can directly quantify the villains. The author does not need to write a lot of nonsense to show the evil of the villain. He only needs to write what they do and what they are about to do. Through the birth list, you can know what birth behavior they are about to do. It is genius! The number of paragraph reviews after Chapter 70 has drastically decreased. Although I don't know why, I hope the author will become more and more popular. Come on❤️[Love][Like]
Nice! The author's IQ is online, his writing style is good, and he is also knowledgeable about people and the world. I recommend him to the book shortage.
Yes, I haven't read such a comfortable and refreshing novel in a long time. There is no unpleasant feeling of dragging out chapters. It's worth reading. The character of the protagonist is also well-developed. The world view has not yet been developed. I look forward to future performances. One more thing, please ignore the situation where the male protagonist destroyed his original character in the previous chapters. I feel that this may be a lightning point for some people who read books with their brains, but others can only be judged after reading them (no malice)
This book is right up my alley. The three views are quite upright, there is nothing too poisonous, and there are some funny parts. By the way, the author is very detailed.
For now, I think this book's description of the female characters is quite good, without a male perspective. The development of the plot is also very smooth and not stagnant. From my personal point of view, it is a good book. I have added it to my bookshelf. I look forward to updates from the author.
- Unique system settings: The novel constructs a system with an "evil list". The protagonist Xu Yuan can earn sin points for being on the list and get rewards for doing evil, and deducting sin points for doing good. If the top-ranked evildoer dies, his ranking will be filled up. This unconventional system setting breaks the routine of relying on doing good deeds or killing monsters to level up in traditional upgrade novels, adding freshness and interest to the story. - Relaxed and funny style: The work combines elements such as jokes and venomous tongues, and is full of comedy effects. For example, in the face of sneaky people, Xu Yuan will pretend to ask them to do good deeds to resolve the "bloody disaster", but in fact he may punish them. His language and actions are very humorous, so that readers can gain a relaxed and happy experience during the reading process. - A refreshing experience in the world of high martial arts: The background of the story is set in the earth star where divine martial arts is rampant. It belongs to the more traditional world of high martial arts. With the help of the rewards brought by the Demon List, the protagonist continuously improves his strength, punishes all kinds of evildoers, and slaps his enemies hard in the face, which satisfies readers' need for a strong counterattack, punishing evil and promoting good. - The setting of a single female protagonist does not drag on: The novel adopts a setting of a single female protagonist, which avoids the confusion of emotional lines caused by multiple female protagonists, and does not have too many bloody emotional plots to slow down the pace. The protagonist focuses on dealing with various villains in the world of high martial arts, relying on the system and his own wisdom to act, and the plot is compact, allowing readers who like pure cool writing and high martial arts themes to enjoy the story more immersed.
The traditional way of suppressing the realm, taking the path of high combat power, but it is not crushing the game and is more impulsive, regardless of the background. Some authors have plots and killings, forcing a sense of reasonableness. The overall style is like the previous martial arts world, system upgrade articles, a bit old-fashioned, but it can be read. Regardless of whether it is money or system points, different paths lead to the same goal.
Still OK. [Eat melon] Advantages: The plot is carefully explained and reasonable, the feeling is OK, and it gave me a good feeling after watching it. The protagonist is well written in all aspects and is more vivid. [Eat melon] Disadvantages: There is too much industrial saccharine, and there is something inexplicable between the male protagonist and the female protagonist. The label says humor, but the humor is actually not quite there. The portrayal of other characters is too simple, and the plot is a bit cliche. You can roughly guess what will happen next after watching it halfway. [Eat melon] Personal rating: 8.2~8.3 One more thing, the subject matter is somewhat novel and interesting.
The new work is a good product. The only point in the early stage where the realm was slow to improve has been made up. Currently, there are no poisonous products available in Chapter 69. In the future, if the quality is maintained, it can enter the 9.2 Realm. 9.4 And above are not a bad idea.
It's pretty good to watch, the content is interesting, and the protagonist is from the lawful neutral camp.
Come on, author, it's a classic urban plot with a normal rhythm. If you grasp it, there will be no problem. There is still an audience for this, and the update rate is on track and the reading rate is up again. The comment I posted half a year ago has suddenly received many responses in the past two days, which is quite good.
Very good, the previous articles have been revised. I just read it the day before yesterday and saw the update today. The reasons are all explained. The score on Tomato can be as high as 9. Those in the comment area should not think that cool articles have to follow their own ideas. There are invincible articles, crushing articles, and step-by-step articles. What's great is that the protagonist's character is well developed. It's similar to the original God of Cookery and Slime and several other books. I think the character development in this book is very good, and there are explanations in the text. It's not ugly at the moment. If you keep going slowly, it will probably end in more than a thousand or two thousand chapters.
His flaws do not hide his excellence, but he has the talent to become a god. The content is a bit sparse at the moment, and it's a little bit toxic in the early stages, but it's pretty good later on. Afterwards, the two plots of the baker's vest and the death of the young one attracting the old one no longer make people want to watch anymore. Then the protagonist's strength is obviously suppressed, and it's the author's fault.
It can be said that it is really amazing. It is relatively novel and fresh, and at the same time, the author has always maintained the rhythm and innovation, and the writing style is also smooth. In my eyes, Tomato is really one of the most amazing, so the author should be faster! !
Following updates every day. Five-star praise, the only drawback is that there are no ten updates a day. It has a lot of laughs, a compact plot, and an excellent setting. It's cool but thoughtful. The protagonist's personality is quite likable. I used to like to watch hot-blooded young people a long time ago, and I would feel aggrieved watching them. Gentlemen bully them, and good people are easily kidnapped by their morals. Later, I liked to watch Ruyi's grudges and decisive killings. I felt sick when I watched them. From the perspective of a bystander, some of the protagonists were simply inhuman. The protagonist of this book is just right. He is a well-known bad guy, but his soul is a good guy with a moral bottom line. Although he is a good person, there is absolutely no need to worry
The author writes well and the quality is guaranteed. I asked a master and said that you can finish writing in one go and then revise it in turn. It should mean that you can finish writing and saving the manuscript in one go and you can revise it repeatedly. This not only ensures the quality, but also ensures the stability of the book update.
The author's plot is very good. Some people say that the plot is slow, but I feel that a good story should advance slowly. The protagonist is given a system to do evil, but the justice and perseverance in his heart allow him to follow his heart and be very individual. (It would be better if the author could update two more pages)
Generally speaking, you can just read what you can, and leave what you can't stand without disturbing the author. But I really want to say a few words about this book: Although the structure is old-fashioned, the story is wonderful, the narrative method is concise but not childish, and it is very comfortable to watch; the character creation is very full, although there are not so many deliberate characterizations, but you can clearly feel it through dialogue and psychological activities. This is much better than those pretentious stereotypes; I hope the author can maintain this level! Don't collapse later.
I have read more than 130 chapters so far and really like it. The male protagonist puts on a vest and kills decisively. When protecting your family and the heroine, you don't have to wait until a critical moment. I will not attack others unless they attack me. If someone attacks me, I will strike first. The idea is really good. Really protecting the people you want to protect looks much better than the routine of rescuing people in times of crisis. The most important thing is pure love, it's awesome! I just want to make the heroine's presence stronger!