[All Ships] [Irresistible Charmer, Beautiful and Tragic] [Gentle, Yes, But Truly Ruthless]
One night, in an unknown place.
A long-haired young man burst out of his shell and crawled up from underground.
He had been asleep for many years.
He knew nothing of the present and remembered nothing of the past.
He only knew he had to keep an appointment.
A System bound itself to him.
It told him all about this world, explaining that it was actually one enormous novel.
But as it rambled on, it realized the young man had clearly stopped paying attention and was staring blankly at a plum tree up ahead.
[Hey, are you even listening to me?] the System snapped.
The young man pondered for a moment, then said softly, [What, you want a plum? As it happens, I want one too.]
System: ?
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After that, a young man appeared in the underworld. He had the skill of the Faqiu finger and a handsome face.
Wherever he went, chaos followed.
Everyone suffered terribly, all assuming he was cleaning house.
Those who feared he might hold a grudge against them grew more and more obsequious.
One day, the young man said, I'm here to find my relatives, a family surnamed Zhang. You don't have to be so friendly. You're making me embarrassed.
Everyone: Don't come any closer!
In a nutshell: How could someone as weak as me possibly be the villain? Nonsense!
