
I Was Defeated 99 Times at the Beginning, and I Went Crazy on the Spot.
开局被噶99次,我直接原地发疯
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- Completed
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- 1.4M Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Fantasy Romance
- Audience
- Female
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Looking for Hilarious Laughter, the Kind That Makes You Cramp
Are There Any Books as Lighthearted and Funny as Ye Qiao (Langlang)?
The Mental Girl Has Completely Destroyed You, so I Have No Choice but to Destroy the Mental Girl!
I want to watch something like "You're crazy girl, I'm crazy girl!" Book. Come, come, come, pass by, stop when you encounter a sand sculpture, take a look, take a detour without looking at it!
Who Are the Four Heroines of Tomato (Fantasy Cultivation)
No CP, the Kind That Makes You Laugh Until Your Whole Body Twitches (I Have a High Laugh Point).
I want to read a book like "A wise man never falls in love, but I love my motherland".
Are There Two Female Protagonists in Tomato? Beg!
When two surnames are united in marriage, a contract is made together, a good relationship will last forever, and the couple will have the same name.
Cool Article➕funny➕addictive, Finished
Are There Any Like Ye Linglong, Fengxi, Chi Miao, Li Yang?
I want to see something similar to "The whole family of villains are criticizing each other like crazy, but the junior sister is the only one who is funny". The heroine is a sham, cultivating immortality, no CP
Cultivation! ! Laughing so Much That You Can Hit the Bed! ! ! No CP Heartthrob! !
I want to read a book similar to "The Evil Disciples Want Me to Die". I'm looking for a heroine with a funny personality, a fairy tale that's relatively cheesy, and the best thing is one with no CP and a bit of a heartthrob! ! Be well-written
Are There Any Cool, Funny, Super Funny Articles About the System?
Let me introduce
I'm Begging for a Sandbox Novel... I've Been into Emo Lately...
Recently emo... I beg for a sand sculpture novel, thank you
Zhengzheng Often Cultivates Immortality and Is a Bit of a Genius. There Is No Mentally Retarded Elder in the Sect.
Looking for Two Female Protagonists (Who Prefer Cultivating Immortals)
Imperial Examination + System + Only Son + Peasant Family + Number One Scholar
The imperial examination essay is systematic. He is a son of a peasant family, the only son in the family, and is pampered by the whole family.
I'm Looking for Such a Sublime Book. My Mental State Is Very Wonderful.
I want to read a book like "Gaowu: Ten injections of medicine a day, talent is not important". Very neurotic but interesting, light-hearted and a little abstract
Looking for Good-Looking Guofu Fanfics
Recently I re-read "The Condor" and I really feel that Yang Guo is too miserable. The body is always faster than the brain when saving Guo Fu. When I see Guo Fu after her arm is broken, this enemy actually thinks that Fu's sister is beautiful again. He misses his wife in front of the East China Sea, and worships each other on the battlefield... Such a miserable life
Looking for Funny Articles About Two Female Protagonists
I'm looking for a funny story with dual female protagonists, no male protagonist, no male to female protagonist,,, the writing style is laugh-out-loud, it's best not to be unfamiliar with the characters and the plot, and the whole thing should be relaxed and enjoyable.
Looking for a Simple Article on Cultivating Immortality Without Cp
I want to read a book like "Starting with Full Spiritual Roots, I Sleeped Myself Invincible". Please
I Beg You to Be Cool and Forbearing Master, I Will Commit the Following Offenses as My Disciples, and Have Two Heroines with Good Writing Skills.
Group Portrait! Crazy for the Group Portrait! It's Best to Be Someone Who Is Passionate About Fighting and Has Brains.
Group portrait! ! I'll come first, Lin Du, Jiang Lin, Norvia, Li Wenyin,
Portraits of Immortal Cultivators
I want to read a book like "Little Junior Sister, Crazy in Four Sects". Want to read group portraits of cultivators
The Heroine of Xiuxianwen Attracts Everyone's Heartthrob with Her Strength. Sect Competition
The heroine works hard to make progress
Does Anyone Know the Authority of Group Portrait Writing?
Do you have any recommendations for good-looking group portraits? Preferably the kind where everyone dies at the end. Any type will do.










































































































I like the heroine and the original heroine to be together. The CP feeling is really strong, so cute
It's beautiful and funny. I just want to ask if it has two female protagonists?
The image is well created and the plot is interesting. Although some people think that the heroine harassed the original heroine, but let's forget it in the early stage when they were not familiar with each other. I think it is normal for good friends to make trouble with each other later. It's also quite sweet. The heroine is quirky and the original heroine is cold and cute. I forgot to mention that although it is a female channel, many of the words and plots are quite obscene, trivial and vulgar. I don't know the gender of the author either
So far, it seems okay, and the original female protagonist is also pretty good. Although it is said to have no CP, can this really not be a story with two female protagonists? [Cover face][cover face]
Hahahaha good looking I'm really looking forward to the heroine and the two of them developing a relationship, hee hee˙ᗜ˙
There are a lot of memes, but there are too many pornographic memes. Some of the memes are not very good, but the overall story is very good, and the system always gives some weird and interesting things.
Oh my gosh, it's so beautiful. Seeing this Sayuri makes me feel happy
This book about immortality is simply a mudslide in the world of immortality. It's so beautiful! But I don't know why so few people have read it. The previous book was well written and used all kinds of nonsense, but the rating just couldn't go up. The novel plot setting of this book, the weird standards for accepting disciples of a cultivating sect, and the unexpected adventures in cultivation make you laugh out loud every minute. The characters of the protagonists are even more outstanding. Each one of them is a walking laugh maker, smart yet silly, and doing nonsensical things in a serious manner. The exciting process of cultivating immortals, upgrading and fighting monsters is interspersed with many hilarious daily routines, making you sweat at their thrilling encounters and laugh out loud at their funny interactions. The language is witty and humorous, as if it comes with barrage comments. The reading process is relaxed, enjoyable and stress-free. It is simply an excellent read for leisure time. It makes people want to stop reading. Once you start reading, you can't stop! The foundation of language expression is not enough, AI comes to help [smile][smile][smile]
Personally, I feel that the emotional interaction between the two heroines is a bit awkward. Yan Bao makes me think that she is a straight woman, so she keeps teasing Xu Bao. Xu Bao also has a different feeling towards Yan Bao because of the plot manipulation (.... It feels a bit like being forced to break up and all kinds of artificial intelligence, personal feeling. Others, such as the plot, improving strength, and face-slapping parts are very good. It is similar to a cool novel, and there are also many funny parts. I haven't finished it yet. I pay more attention to the relationship between the two girls, their emotional changes, attitude changes and how they help each other, so I wrote this book review. If you want to watch the relationship between two girls, and you don't really care about how they get together, or the description of emotions, language, and actions, you can watch it. If you read similar cool articles, this one is okay. I think this one is more about how to slap people in the face, deceive people, etc. (Personal opinion, and there are quite a lot of words used on the Internet. I feel that people in the world of immortality will not use so many current words, and there are some points that I think are unreasonable.) If you just listen to the sound without using your brain, you can also just watch it. The plot, characters, and interactions are actually very good, but every time I say I don't believe something, and the thing I don't believe happens to be what the protagonist is doing, it feels very deliberate... And many words are puns, but they are not good words (little car), which is okay and acceptable. ... There is no explanation or clear indication that they are in a relationship. Everything is said by others. They have neither denied nor confirmed their relationship. The boundaries are very blurred, and the attitudes of both parties are also close to each other invisibly, but! Yes! No! Explain! Both sides! Mutual! Look! Heart! Yue! 🤯🤯🤯🤯Then the chapter I'm seeing now is a joke-like plot without that kind of detailed description. It just seems to indicate that this happened between them (the first kiss when parting), and this first kiss is not a 'real' first kiss. It happened when Qingxue was dreaming when they lived together... I just don't know if you all understand what I mean when I say this. There are some words, paragraphs, and words used on the Internet in this article that can easily throw me off, so I'll abandon this article because it's a bit annoying to me.
It's pretty good, the overall writing style is brisk and novel, and the plot line is clear. The interaction between Yan Bao and Xuebao is very interesting, the emotions are natural, the sects get along harmoniously, and most immortal sects have a big picture view. The plot content can make readers feel happy and comfortable, highly recommended [Send Heart]
It's funny, the two strong women make people's blood boil. The two heroines are not only strong but also motivated. Some unintentional things in the article inexplicably make readers laugh.
It looks good. The babies all have a good future. Gou Tiandao and the others who should have returned to the west have also returned to the west. When I first watched it, I really didn't expect that Xue Yi and the two would become Taoist couples, but they are really happy and a good match. I hope Jian Shen and Bing Yao will be well [love] [love] Come on, author, I will follow you [Admiration] [Blow kiss]
Qingxue and Xiaoyi are really perfect! You can knock! [Adoration]
Don't miss it if you pass by it. This is a very lively and vivid novel that uses Internet memes very well. Be sure to read my review if you want to read this book. Ah, in fact, you only need to read the beginning to understand that this novel is actually very funny, and the author's expressions are all interesting. Sometimes there are some dirty jokes. In fact, when you read the front, you will find this very funny. I actually love and hate this book. Such an interesting plot and characters. It's a pity that it's a male channel flipped article. And there are two heroines. What should I say? In fact, I shouldn't be tempted by novels about this kind of industrial process. But I was really attracted to the characters and plot of this novel. But, alas, I got stabbed in the back. I just feel very sorry for the description of women in Chapter 29. This bright fruit has a bad core. I just don't like female videos, why do I write them like this. Is it for women or men. Right or wrong now, I no longer care. I can only pray that the next article will be good. [Laugh]
Super funny, lots of laughs! Another kind of immortality! The theme is novel! The writing is light-hearted and humorous, very joyful and stress-relieving! From a new book! A happy ending, highly recommended! ! ! The author has clear ideas and talent [Like][Like][Like]
It is very interesting, the writing style is humorous, and I found several familiar names in the article, so I searched it and found that it was an article I had read before, and it turned out to be a companion article to this article. It was really fate. Cp Xuebaoyanbao is so sweet, I love it, it must be five stars!
It's a non-traditional fairy tale with a non-traditional double heroine, so it's good to read! This is the two heroines who are cultivating immortality that I have always wanted to see. They are not tired of being crooked and are not grinding. They are making great progress all the way. Although it is not emotionally profound, it is not rigorous in cultivating immortality. If it is balanced, it is happy, crazy, relaxed and joyful~
The author writes so well, it is a must-read. It must be a bisexual woman, please!
A familiar recipe! This is indeed a great new book from the author, I will definitely add it to my collection! Seeing the turning clock in one breath, it's so hard to stay up all night...
Nice! More updates! I want to tie the author up and add more updates! I like the heroine so much, so many operations
It's so funny! It's full of laughs, it's a must-see!
It's a new book. It's good to read. I read in the comment section that the author's last book was good. I plan to read it. It should be finished! It's fun to watch it all at once
It looks good, but Yan and Leng will look even better when they can kiss each other [shy][shy]
It's the first time I've finished reading Cultivation of Immortals. The others are unit dramas, and I feel like I'm helping to eliminate monsters in other people's homes. This one is different because the logic surrounding the protagonist is clear. I really like reading it. I'm going to read Chi's book, the author.
Update! Update! ! ! Great author! ! ! I was looking up and saw Hong Wen in the true sense (his face was red, and he was smiling of course.) Jue Juezi, very beautiful! (~^∇^)~
This book is really great to read. It has a systematic beginning, but the system doesn't feel very useful. The heroine is also very funny. I really want to see the author's little brain and see how he came up with these plots [Adoration] [Adoration]
It was very funny at the beginning. The heroine has a wonderful brain circuit, and the senior brothers and sisters also have their own quirks. The relationship between them is very good, which can be regarded as redemption. Their combat prowess is vague, but they are both pretty cool, and their eloquence is also very good. The plot of the love story didn't bother me so I skipped through it. Overall, it was very funny without being depressing. If you like refreshing stories, you can read it.
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It's quite good, the writing is good, and the reading is smooth. The emotional scenes are a little greasy, but other details are well handled. It's a rare good book on Tomato. It's non-toxic and edible. I don't know why the rating is so low. I think it's at least 9.0. Could it be because of the relationship between two girls? The author's work is pretty good, and many of the jokes are okay. Some of the emotional scenes and plots are very similar to the techniques commonly used in male videos. It's pretty good. You can learn from each other's strengths to offset your weaknesses.
It's so funny. I read it overnight. I like it very much. I give it an absolute thumbs up. The protagonists all have their own merits and their personalities are so unique. No villain escapes. Especially the one who meets another sister after the fight. It's so funny. The rating shouldn't be so low.