What would happen if historical figures learned how their stories ended?
[Zhu Yuanzhang actually made his fortune by selling his ass.]
Zhu Yuanzhang: Slander! This is blatant slander! I’ll execute his entire clan! No! Ten generations!
[This is what Confucius really looked like!]
Confucius: Your level of purity is still far too low.
[A rundown of the crown princes who never ascended the throne.]
Li Shimin: Chengqian, why are you... too?
Li Chengqian: Father, I don’t want to become the second eldest uncle.
