[Paranormal Revival] [Hell] [Turns into a Dragon] [Zombie Doppelganger]
Luo An transmigrated into a novel about a world gripped by paranormal revival. He resolved to stay far away from the story's protagonist, a disaster magnet, keep a low profile, and live out a peaceful life.
Unfortunately, despite all his careful calculations, he was betrayed by his ordinary childhood friend. His corpse was even refined into a zombie.
Thankfully, his useless talent finally came in handy. His soul was reborn once more, this time in Hell, as a dragon.
Just as he was planning how to give those giant Western lizards in Hell a taste of Eastern shock...
A phone call came through from the real world.
Zombie Luo An: Big bro, help! That dog of a childhood friend of yours is rendering my corpse fat, and every time she runs into danger, she throws me out as cannon fodder. I'm so wronged!
Dragon Luo An: Kill her! We have to kill her! No time to waste. Feed her two pounds of shit first and see if she really is a bitch.
Zombie Luo An: Big bro, help! The onmyoji from Little Japan want to capture me and cut me up for research. What do I do? This is urgent!
Dragon Luo An: Don't worry. I'll handle it.
Zombie Luo An: Big bro, to show how deep our brotherly bond is, I found you a whole bunch of gorgeous girls. Want me to burn them over to you?
Dragon Luo An: No need. Your big bro has everything he could want here in Hell. Keep them for yourself!
Zombie Luo An: But I'm just a zombie! I can't use them.
Zombie Luo An: Big bro, this is bad! Those women are coming to Hell to find you. They're too strong for me to stop!
Dragon Luo An: ...
Dragon Luo An: You bastard, how did you seduce all the female leads?
It's good, but is anyone still reading this book? 🥺
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