
Just Open Your Mouth and Squirt, and at the Beginning, There Are Many Black Fans on the Internet
嘴巴一张就是喷,开局网暴黑粉
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- Completed
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- 416k Words
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- Modern Romance
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- Entertainment Stardom
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- Female
- Updated
- 1y ago
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Explore more →A Novel That Makes Your Stomach Hurt from Laughing so Hard
The heroine is so funny, so poor and fierce, I can't stop watching it
The No. 1 Funny Novel Has Been Completed!
The kind of novel that can make people laugh to death! Completed!
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A Novel That Can Make You Choke with Laughter
It's the kind of heroine who can change the plot.
9.8 Points or Above, Good-Looking and Funny New Movie
Novel, good-looking and funny, scores high
The Kind of Book That Makes You Laugh Like Maggots in the Middle of the Night and Makes Your Stomach Cramp from Laughing
Please give me a high score. The protagonist is neither a virgin nor a brainless one. It's cool and that's it.
I Laughed so Hard That My Stomach Hurt in the Middle of the Night. "The Queen Begins from the Top"
Laughing like crazy
A Novel with Lots of Laughs, the Kind That Makes You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts in the Middle of the Night >3<
I'm looking for a novel with lots of laughs, a very humorous style, and one that can make people laugh until their stomachs hurt. Thank you~
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Funny! The kind of laughter that hits the wall! ! ! Also, let's promote my book by the way.
Super Funny, Right-Minded, Laughing Like a Pig in the Middle of the Night
Argue if you are not convinced
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Hilarious, hilarious, hilarious. Say the important thing three times
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I Laughed Like a Maggot in the Middle of the Night and Asked My Mother to Kick Me Out of the House.
The meaner the better, the more troublesome the better
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A Huge Joke That Made You Laugh Out of Bed
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So pretty! ! ! This is my second epileptic novel after reading Xie Yao Killing a Donkey [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] I was really upset. In the end, Pei Xiaoyan really stayed with Xia Li all her life. Nine times of rebirth, I finally got my wish on the ninth time The sense of fate is really strong [crying][crying][crying] Pei Li's life is a big bang! ! ! ! !
It's very beautiful. The heroine is crazy, and so is the hero. It makes me crazy too. Now when I face my parents, I will say something that seems to be mentally ill from time to time. The heroine has a very distinct personality, and the hero also loves the heroine very much. I am so jealous of those 999 pure gold roses. Really super pretty. That's it, author, may I ask, where is the extra story?
After reading this novel, I really couldn't come back to my senses for a long time. It is somewhat similar to the plot in Xie Yao's Killing the Donkey, because in the finale of these two novels, both Xia Li and Xie Mi suddenly returned to their original worlds, while Pei Yan and Shen Yaoqing will wait for their beloved daughters to come back, no matter how long it takes, but Xia Li, Xie Mi and the others I will also try to find a way to return to the world of novels. The love that goes in both directions is really romantic and makes people happy to read it. I highly recommend reading this book. Whether it is Xia Li's epilepsy or abstraction, there will be someone to accompany her. Their CP name ranges from "Hard Summer Banquet" to "Pei Li's Life". I like their CP name very much, Pei Li's Life! My CP, although the process is very crazy for you, in this feasting summer, you will stay with each other for a long time. I wish you all peace, joy, happiness, and say goodbye to all the troubles! ! ! [Send heart][Send heart][Send heart] There is a typo in it which is "beloved girl" [face covering]
This is good, this is wonderful. Who said this book is old? This book is great. [KISS] Kissed this book gently and found that this book is full of jokes. Great. We are saved! ! [KISS][KISS][KISS][Please give me more updates][Please give me more updates] I really like it. It's really good-looking. I won't lose money if I invest in it. I've become a veteran [OK][OK][OK]
"It's hard to have a summer feast" → "A summer feast" •°o. O🌷⭐✨. O°• "Death 8 times, rebirth 9 times" - Destined people Xia Li & Pei Yan "Their love is enviable, but no one knows that they have loved each other for eternity." "Ali" "Pei Xiaoyan" * . *💥. * * . 🌙* . . * .. ✨* . * . * . *⭐ Chapter 200 Getting married --💫. ⭐. 🌟. ✨. ⚡. 🌙—- I've been reading this novel for about a week. It's quite interesting. I recommend it! ! ˡᵒᵛᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉ
Super beautiful😍😍😍The female protagonist punched Green Tea and kicked the original male protagonist, hoping that Gu and Bai would lock up🔒The female protagonist and the male protagonist were so sweet that I crawled in a dark and twisted way. I turned into a monkey in the forest and landed on the heads of Green Tea and the original male protagonist. I fanned wildly from left to right and lay down in their ears and shouted: "Xia and Pei" Your whole life! "Xia and Pei will die😍😍😍😍
Really good-looking! ! When I first read it, I just read it because I had never seen this type of writing before. I originally thought it was just an ordinary sand-glyph writing that was mindless and cool. When I saw it later, I really wanted to apologize for my previous thoughts. This is not that kind of mindless cool writing. It has a lot of exaggerations, and it's true. It's very crazy, but after reading it, you will find that it actually has a lot of content, it is logical and novel. I am not educated and don't know how to say it, but this is really the kind of love that is very touching, but it is not just love. This book contains various contents, and each one has its own explanation! ! ! Anyway, it's super pretty. Xia Li is not that kind of virgin heroine. She is a very strong and independent woman. Although she likes to go crazy, she will never suffer from internal friction and self-anxiety. Although she is epileptic, this can better relax us! ! The male protagonist Pei Yan is really very affectionate. He repeated the pain of losing his lover eight times for the female protagonist, and they finally got together on the ninth time. Pei Xiaoyan's love is always available! ! ! ! !
Some people don't like this kind of meme, but some people also like this kind of meme. That's the kind of thing I like. It's really super touching. It's so funny. It makes me go crazy. The characters in it are also quite interesting. I like others to go crazy. I feel very happy after watching it. It's just a benefit for me. I think it's pretty. I think it's pretty. It's not ugly. Why do some people not like to pinch people?
Overall, it's okay, but there are too many jokes that make me dizzy and annoying. In fact, this novel is generally okay, it's quite funny! That is, the author often drops words, omits words, and is prone to typos. After writing, the author can read it again, and ask friends around him to help you look over it to see if there are any typos, wrong sentences, or missing words! Also, there are too many funny jokes, so you can write them appropriately. If you write a lot, it will get annoying easily! Apart from these minor issues, everything else is fine! Generally speaking, this novel is worth reading. After all, everyone has different preferences. After all, everyone has their own preferences for radish and green vegetables. Anyway, I think this novel is still worth reading. What's more, the original male protagonist actually came clean. This is quite unacceptable. In the end, I hope that the protagonist can be happy forever in the parallel world.
Come on, come on, you are the best, don't finish it, you are the best, super beautiful, the plants are vividly and interestingly depicted, the male and female protagonists are really not fun, good-looking and funny, the super unique novel is very good-looking, it has a lot of memes, and it has a wide scope, it is super good-looking.
It's a great book. It's almost the same as another novel. Once you've read it, you'll understand instantly. I have to say that this book is in line with the mental state of our contemporary young people. It writes all the things that people can't do in reality and dare not do in the novel, making it look like a corpse. ❤️❤️❤️
If you want to watch memes, watch it. If you don't want to watch memes, watch it too, because it will make you fall in love with memes! ! ! ! ! !
It's good-looking and fun to watch. The scumbag's final fate will definitely not be easy. Come on, teacher, it will look better.
Although some plots are somewhat similar to Xie Bro, but! I especially like the plot of Pei Yan saving Xia Li again and again for love and being reborn again and again. He was reborn again and again, watched his lover die before his eyes, and could not change the ending. Finally, hard work paid off. After eight reincarnations, Pei Yan finally successfully rescued Xia Li on the ninth time and finally got married. Pei Yan: I want to find a girl who can spend money. Xia Li: I want to spend the night with a handsome man with abs. Nanli's Banquet & Pei Li's Life
I have only read about 40 chapters. This novel is very interesting. I usually read it without any plot because some of the romance routines are so cliche that you can guess the ending just by looking at the beginning. But this one is completely different. It's all about nerves. It's very reassuring😌. And sometimes when the heroine is wronged, she takes revenge on the spot without staying overnight, hahaha! Cool👍🏻
Thumbs up, anyone with brains! ! ! Both the male and female protagonists have their own plot points, and they still have the intelligence and methods of a serious business boss. The male lead is relieved in the end. Everyone deserves the ending. It is still a group portrait. It is so happy! ! ! [Cry][Cry][Cry][Cry][Cry][Cry][Cry][Cry][Cry][Cry] So touching
This article is mainly about epilepsy. Xia Li's magic operation package will satisfy you. Don't let this boxing champion go! ! (Nonsense). The article touches on the real-life "Xiang ***'s Life (Variety Show)" He* and Huang* (the two's pica and other plots), which I feel is very good. Overall, it is a good book. Pei Yan and Xia Li experienced eight separations of life and death, and finally, the ninth time, 9, which means long-lasting. Xia Li, Pei Xiaoyan, you are so loved~~ We can't believe that Xia Yan is the best, I love you so much when we go both ways😍 (In my heart: Can't the author really write some extra stories about the difficult summer banquet!! [Looking forward to it])
I really like it, the male and female protagonists are very compatible. But there are still many unreasonable things. As for the final ending, the original heroine, all his things were exposed, but he still became a movie queen later. On the eve of becoming a movie queen, he explained his mistakes, indicating that he had not forgotten that he could still push forward with such a big problem.
Incredibly good looking! ! ! ! Xia Li's mouth is simply adorable. There are many jokes in the entertainment industry in recent years. Hahahaha (Beans are too old~) (Pig's trotters stewed in rice wine without adding any water (Xiang Shi's Life)) I laughed so hard that the author dared to write it. I laughed to death hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
It's very interesting, and the writing style is more like "Bian, Du Bian, Dian Dian is good"
Evaluation: The anger and anger that dare not be mentioned in reality are all revealed in the book. The main theme is "not to be aggrieved, not to be used to it, and to fight back on the spot". It is refreshing, relieving stress and relieving anger. Advantages - Full of emotions: the protagonist is not a virgin, does not have internal conflicts, and immediately fights back when being hacked, which is very enjoyable to watch. - Extremely fast-paced: conflict starts from the beginning, no need to wait for foreshadowing, suitable for chasing in fragmented time - Strong sense of immersion: Defeating anti-fans and tearing up keyboard warriors, hitting the point where many people are annoyed by the violence on the Internet Disadvantage - It's easy to be happy for the sake of being happy, and the logic, character design, and plot will be relatively simple - The scolding is too harsh and too frequent. If you watch it too much, you will get tired of it. - The three views are quite extreme, not suitable for people who like delicate plots One sentence summary If you want to relieve stress and want to see the protagonist be tough and not aggrieved, this book is suitable; if you want to see depth, logic, and delicate emotions, this book is not suitable. But I personally like to watch ヾ(*ΦωΦ)ツ[]
Ah! ! ! ! Really awesome! ! ! ! This is my third novel that I can keep reading without getting bored or wanting to read it. The characters are distinct and logical! Although the original heroine Bai is not good, she will not use obscene methods to plot against Ah Li, and she is not like in some novels (my personal opinion does not have the yin and yang connotation of others). This is really good. By reading the book, you can also see that the author must be a super good person! Great support for the author, more books and fans will always be with you! [Blow a kiss][Blow a kiss][Blow a kiss][Blow a kiss] That's awesome [crying]
I've finished reading it. There are a lot of funny things. But anyone who has read that book knows that the general direction of this book and some character settings and romance activities are very similar to it, but of course it also has its own characteristics. Bai's personality is a bit of a conflict between the left and right brains, and he has a conscience but not much. The behavior of the male and female protagonists is sometimes a bit out of character and awkward. And the emotional line between Chu and Qi also comes out of nowhere... The above are all personal opinions, don't rush to criticize them Overall it's good
I really like this article. Overall, the group members without a knife are very exciting. I like it very much. I couldn't stop laughing when I was reading it (I don't know why the author gave it to me). Moreover, the protagonist and other characters are different from other novels, especially the fake male protagonist. In the end, I didn't turn black and I sincerely wished the protagonist well. I really laughed to death when I rescued Xia Li in the end. Hahahahahahahahahaha I can't do it. Oh my god, I can't do it. Bai Lianwei, I think she didn't think about it in the end. 🔪Pear will be fine. The group members are so happy. But the white setting is pretty good. All in all, I really like this book. It has a lot of laughs but not much text. It's suitable for people like me (I read it to kill time). Finally, I hope everyone is happy and the author is happy every day [Blow kiss]
I personally think this book is worth reading. First of all, he has a strong sense of logic, and secondly, the three views are also very correct. The male and female protagonists are really interesting and funny, and they both firmly choose each other. It is really sweet, and very interesting, and the mental state is super beautiful. Each character is created in a special three-dimensional way, and they all feel flesh-and-blood, not purely bad or purely good, and the supporting characters have their own story lines. The sense of group portraits is particularly strong. I have always liked group portraits. I really recommend it. I enjoyed reading this book so much that I finished reading it in two days. Super super recommended! ! ! !
Both crazy and affectionate, Pei Xiaoyan finally gets together with the girl he loves after eight lives. Xia Li finally breaks free from the shackles of the plot and gets together with the boy he loves after all the hardships. The other supporting characters all have a bright future. It's really good to watch. Highly recommended!
My Feng Feng, awesome Klass, okay, does the author know how delicious his writing is? After reading it, my depressed child no longer has OD, and he no longer cuts pig's trotters. I want to see 200 copies of this awesome Klass every day. Doubao helps me generate bikini photos of the author, and Doubao tells the author tomorrow's sports lottery numbers. The author is awesome, OS finally let me see something good. Loading is also very fast. It must be highly praised and supported. It's not old-fashioned at all, it's awesome and it ends the game directly. ! It's awesome, ok, ok, I directly wish the author that one one will get one, two two will get four, four forty six, seven seven forty-nine. Anyway, it's very beautiful. Go check it out.
It's very similar to Xiaoyanzi's, which gave me a familiar feeling I don't mean to say that this book is bad. The author's writing is also very good. I just want to point out a few things that I think are not good. First, the heroine's character is not crazy or violent. However, when faced with difficulties and the director, it makes people feel aggrieved. , Unhappy, a bit 00C, and also, it can be seen that the author borrowed from Xiao Yanzi's works, but it does not have the essence. However, the author also created a lot of jokes himself, which are also very funny. In short, it is okay (the above is my personal opinion, don't criticize if you don't like it)
It's so beautiful. I've read both books! ! [Love][Love] Another book will be updated soon, preferably 10 updates a day! ! [Send heart] [Send heart] [Send heart] I love you so much! ! Whee!
After 8 cycles, it is difficult to achieve positive results during the summer banquet Funny 😆Gu, it's quite tragic and ridiculous. She forgot her name after she lost her halo as the heroine. There was a part where she was quite good, the ending. . Unfortunately not. Because change will lead to a happy ending, Xia Li has become no longer weak, no longer internally consumed, a little money obsessed, what love is, it has nothing to do with me,,,, but in the end, she was taken away by Pei Yan, hahaha because. . So. . First of all, you must love yourself and not change your life pursuits because of the person you love, so that you can live a better life.