A Cook Who Travels Across Two Realms to Spoof the Three Kingdoms

The system double-travels to spoof the Three Kingdoms and opens a nightclub in the Three Kingdoms Cao Cao~ I'll introduce you to a younger sister so you can withdraw your troops! What don't you like? Let me ask you, what is your child's name? Cao Pi, Cao Zhen, Cao Shuang! You can form sentences and see! Guan Erye loves chocolate, Zhang Fei loves spicy hotpot the most! Liu Bei loves little pudding. You have an armored chain horse, and I have a Dongfeng 147. It's either very cool, or it's very iron! You can shoot a halberd through the gate, but I can hit the target with a sniper! Either it's cool, it's just sexy! Serial horse, I have Dongfeng 147, which is either very cool or very tough! You can shoot a halberd through the gate, but I can hit the target with a sniper! Either it's cool, it's just sexy!