Hashirama, Why Have You Taken Up Cultivation?

(Not your typical Naruto story! No System! No harem! A high-powered ninja world invades a fantasy realm)

My name is Hashirama Senju. I took out the previous chairman of the ninja world and became its CEO. I was vacationing with my wife when my treacherous disciple brought a thug right to our doorstep! I’m freaking out! Master, save me!

Heh heh! I didn’t die. The future Empress picked me up and took me home! Her father says I have to take responsibility for his daughter! Her ancestor wants my body to make medicine! I’m freaking out! I ran away, but now I’m being hunted! What? The Empress wants to hunt me down too?

“Ugh, I have no choice but to call for backup! Madara, get up there and slap him twice!”

“Cruel reality is always trampling on my noble character!”

“Why do you keep forcing me?”