Xu Tian is a veteran simp. After his hundredth failed attempt to win someone over, he accidentally contracts rabies, causing his gaming talent to mutate and granting him the SSS-rank talent: King of Simps.
All he has to do is kneel and flatter someone once, and they’ll bleed to death.
From then on, he dominates the game Advent, rising from a nobody to a winner in life. Wealth, beautiful women, everything comes his way!
Facing a little white rabbit, Xu Tian says, “What a cute little rabbit.” The little white rabbit dies.
Facing a rival in love, Xu Tian says, “Dude, you’re so handsome!” The rival dies.
Facing a boss, Xu Tian says, “That guy has a lot of HP.” The boss dies.
Facing the foreign coalition forces, Xu Tian says, “You...”
It's funny, I like it
Smooth progress, this book is very good