Demons Run Amok from the Start? Summon the Gods of Heaven!

Zhao Qian hits the jackpot.

He transmigrates to a world overrun by monsters and demons, where ghosts run rampant and humans are little more than livestock raised for blood and meat.

Evil gods are everywhere, and their rites are drenched in blood.

Luckily, Zhao Qian can summon the gods of the Heavenly Court and purge the cosmos.

One mighty god after another descends.

Erlang, the Manifest Sage True Lord, wields his mountain-splitting axe, double-edged blade, silver slingshot, and golden bow. With his heavenly cap and cloud-treading boots, he soars through the clouds, armed with a demon-binding cord, a demon-slaying sword, and all eight treasures!

Li Jing, the Great Marshal Who Subdues Demons, holds his golden Exquisite Pagoda and commands the heavenly soldiers in suppressing ten thousand monsters.

The Great Emperor Zhenwu sweeps demons from every domain, purges the cosmos, and wipes evil gods from the world.

The Great Emperor of Fengdu governs the underworld, captures ghosts, and rules the netherworld.

A certain demon king said, “Why can’t I even beat one heavenly soldier, when a hundred thousand of them have just shown up in front of me?!”

A certain demon emperor said, “That powerful celestial claims he’s just a lowly soldier of the Heavenly Court.

He must be trying to fool us into thinking they’re some ancient power, so we’ll be too wary to act. This emperor won’t fall for it!

Still, we’d better be careful. I heard a black bear demon who likes wearing a kasaya is nearby. Maybe we should invite him to help us take on the Heavenly Court.”

A certain evil god replied, “You’ve got it easy. I just answered when someone called my name, and got stuffed into a gourd.”

A certain Dragon Emperor shook his head. “You’ve still got it easy. A brat with a little tuft of hair sticking straight up yanked out my dragon sinews while I was still alive.

That kid said he wanted to use my sinews to make a protective cover for his pagoda-dad, because their colors matched!”