I Found a Vampire Loli, and I'm Really Not Doing Anything Illegal

捡到吸血鬼萝莉，我真不刑啊

by Eat the Alien (吃掉外星人)

Status: Completed
Length: 589k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[One female lead + urban cultivation + no System + everyday sweetness between the leads + decisive and ruthless; read with caution if that bothers you] One day, Zhao Lei was wandering around the mall and carrying some things home.

“Why is this thing getting heavier and heavier?” Zhao Lei wondered.

“Onii-chan!”

“Who the hell are you, and why are you in my bag...?”

Officer, hear me out. No, wait, let me explain: I’m really not a criminal.

Ten years later, Zhao Lei becomes an SSS-rank vampire and a Tribulation Transcendence cultivator, saving the whole world from destruction.

Vampires and humans: “666, this guy’s the real deal.”

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