My Younger Boyfriend Made My Ex-Husband Lose His Cool

I’m at the movies with my younger boyfriend when we run into my ex-husband, a movie star, on a promotional tour.

My usually aloof and distant boyfriend’s eyes suddenly light up.

“They say he and I look alike. Do you think we do?”

“Not at all!”

I tease him offhandedly: “You’re much more passionate than he is.”

At that, my boyfriend immediately looks devastated. “Am I just a substitute?”