Appraising Treasures with Tingquan: My Live Auction of the Imperial Jade Seal Stuns the Internet

[This story is entirely fictional. Some of the treasures were found online, and the rest are made up. Please don't take any of it as referring to real people or events.]

“Quan, take a look at this for me. It's a family heirloom Ultraman. How much do you think it could sell for?”

“Bro, turn right when you leave and go to the two-yuan shop. They can take a look at it for you.

All right, next up, everyone.”

“Bro, is this really a 100-yuan note?

I'll buy as many as you've got for 80 yuan apiece.”

“Young man, why don't you go away and think things over first? All right, let's welcome the next person.”

“Hey, young man, are you filming a movie on set or something?

If you're making a movie, focus on that. Why connect to my livestream to get your props appraised?”

“Quan, I'm your fan. The guy sitting beside me is Qin Shi Huang, Ying Zheng. The Xiongnu are invading from the north, and Old Zhao's army needs a huge amount of food and weapons. Let's see which of our livestream viewers have the means to arrange food, weapons, and armor for a million soldiers.

We'll start by auctioning the Imperial Jade Seal. Highest bid wins.

‘Appointed by Heaven, may it endure and flourish forever.’”

“Bro, quit messing around. Everyone knows one corner of the Imperial Jade Seal got chipped off.

Your fake is way too intact.”

The Imperial Jade Seal, the Great Qin Emperor's sword, and treasures from every dynasty imaginable.

Quan was stunned.

“Are you kidding me, bro? Are you trying to transmigrate or something?”

Is someone trying to set up a scam from the very beginning?

“Is this an authentic work by Tang Bohu? Quan, take a look and tell me if it's real, would you?”

Lin Fan.

“Bro, people come to this livestream to have a laugh. There's no need to scam everyone like this, is there?

Besides, this isn't an authentic Tang Bohu. Tang, paint me a copy right now, and I'll go sell it.

An authentic Tang Bohu, fresh off the easel.”