The Clown Things

[Battle Royale + Otherworld + Death Regression + Dark Story + Clown Literature + Extreme Revelry + Fun-Seeker]

A clown originally meant someone who entertained an audience through slapstick and antics in a circus. These days, the word is used for "someone who embarrasses themselves in public," "someone who gets carried away with unrequited feelings," "someone who gets humiliated," "someone who gives everything to a crush and ends up with nothing," and "someone whose words and actions seem absurdly funny"... In short, as long as people think you're a clown, whatever you do, you can't escape the fate of being one. Of course, there are also people who, no matter how often others call them clowns, never admit it. Their spirits are truly strong.

"Hee hee hee! First of all, congratulations to all you survivors! You've been selected as candidates to become Clown Things! I imagine you Clown Things have been suffering on this planet for quite a while. Oh dear, how unfortunate! You were born to be treated like clowns, mocked every day, toyed with and made fun of. But now, you don't have to put up with any of that anymore! You can show off everything you've got! You can unleash your natural clown instincts! Hee hee hee hee!"

And now, let's all enjoy the grand finale performed by every last one of those Clown Things!