[Cool article] + [Funny] + [Live broadcast] + [No CP] + [Imagination]
Song An created a parallel world, participated in the "360 Challenger" real-time broadcast program, and was selected into the "rag picking" industry. Fortunately, he awakened to the "waste-to-treasure system", and his style of painting has changed since then.
Picked up a Taotie pattern bronze from the garbage dump....
Tingquan: Brother, go back and settle down.
The next second, Song An wiped it with saliva.
The DJ of "Spring Garden Snow" sounded, calling for positive energy!
Tingquan: Brother, the door is very open, open to Nantianmen....
Netizen: I asked you to pick up rags, but who asked you to pick up rags? One thing for the Forbidden City, but one thing for you?
Archaeological community: You just pick up rags, but you have trouble going to the National Museum every day.
Police: Detective, there is video of the theft of cultural relics! Drug dealer list! Trafficker's invoice?
Scientist: Damn it, you were able to pick up all the blueprints of Nili's photolithography machine?
....
Song An's program is getting more and more popular and its influence is growing!
One day, when Song An once again held the iron arm clamp and carried the nylon bag to start the day's work of picking up rags...
The country cannot remain calm even now: Comrade Song An, how about you go to the Middle East?
Reader comments
How come everyday urban writing is turned into fantasy?
How come everyday urban writing is turned into fantasy?