Naruto: I Call the Third Generation Kozaru.

"Jiro, why do you want to resign as a ninja school teacher?" "I'm invincible, and you still want me to fuck you as a teacher? No way, Sandai, you don't think you are really the strongest Hokage, do you?" Half a second later, the Sandaime said, "Everything you said is right." "As long as you know, it's okay to be filial to me for ten S-level missions every year, right?" "No problem." "Yes, little ape, you have a great future, I'm optimistic about you!" Sandai clenched his fist and then unclenched it: "It's whatever you say." Danzo couldn't stand it: "Hiruzhan, you are too weak!" A tenth of a second later, Danzo said: "Jiro-sama, I just spoke too loudly and disturbed you. I really deserve death. I will immediately give you a show of slapping myself eight hundred times to please you." Chen Ping: "Children can be taught!"