Quick Transmigration: The System and His Protagonist Group of Simps

0314 is a System, but unlike other little systems, he has his own body in the small worlds. He just doesn't like being human.

“Wrong, wrong! You're supposed to fall in love and live happily ever after!”

“Stop chasing me! I'm not one of the main characters!”

“I'm just a System!”

1. My roommate has a crush on me, and so does my roommate's online dating partner. What am I supposed to do?

2. I became the abandoned bottom in a post-ending story. What should I do now?

3. I set my Host up with someone, and now my Host wants me to help him fake his online photos?

Tan Tan: I feel like I've been swindled, but I have no proof.

A seme-focused story.

One-way arrows, not mutual. They all point toward the seme. Any bottoms who make it into the story are faithful; there's nothing between the bottoms, so don't ship them!