Insane! I'm a Heartless Mad Dog

[Chaotic Sweet Romance] [Silly Humor and Memes] [One-on-One, Both Pure] [Dating Show] [Animal Communication] [Older Man] [Mutual Salvation]

Xia Youyou (Xia Xincheng) vs. Qi Muxia (Qi Jinzhao)

When Xia Youyou transmigrated into a book, she arrived just as the original owner had taken sleeping pills and been rushed to the hospital.

The moment she woke up, her scumbag fiancé demanded that she break off their engagement in person. She promptly kicked him into the urology department.

Faced with an army of haters condemning her, she went completely off the rails and took on the whole world.

"You want me dead? Great! Then nobody gets to live!"

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On a dating show, when the number-one simp of the female lead, a total heartthrob, gave her a hard time, she made him get down on his knees and call her "Dad."

Comments: "666! I've seen people go on dating shows to find a partner or get their faces out there, but never to claim a kid!"

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In private, when the number-two simp of the female lead, another heartthrob, threatened her, she dropped a bombshell and sent him straight to the police station.

"You don't know how to obey the law? Then let's have the police teach you a lesson!"

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Off the show, when haters and delusional shippers ganged up on her, she brought along a male model and staged a grand revenge, making them take turns eating a mop covered in shit.

The haters fell to their knees and begged for mercy: "Please stop feeding us! Waaaah..."

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She also has an incredible affinity with animals.

At a water park, dolphins performing in a show come over to cuddle up to her.

Deep in the mountains, ferocious wolves bow their heads to her.

Kittens, little snakes, and seven-spotted ladybugs are all her friends.

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He is at odds with his family, and she is his only light.

She has no home, but he will always stand behind her.

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They met eleven years ago, parted three years ago, and are finally reunited now.

He doesn't shy away from openly flirting or subtly coaxing her.

He tells her, "You're my little sun. You can only be my little sun."

She tells him, "You're the main character of your own life!"