The Five-Year-Old Taoist Nun Comes Down the Mountain: Teasing Cats, Catching Ghosts, and Storming the Military Camp

[Cute child + fantasy + no CP + adored by all + ensemble cast]

Qiao Shichun spent her days teasing cats and ghosts on the mountain until her master kicked her down the mountain. She had only just started telling fortunes at a street stall to support herself when her relatives brought her home.

The Qiao family of Haicheng had found their youngest daughter, who had been missing for nearly five years. She had all sorts of skills: telling fortunes, drawing talismans, catching ghosts, and incredible strength.

The five-year-old little girl wore a tiny Taoist robe, slung a small yellow bag over her shoulder, and held a fat black cat so chubby its eyes were nowhere to be seen.

For reasons no one could explain, her unconscious mother woke up.

Her brother, whose legs were disabled and whose spirits were broken, stood up again.

A saying gradually spread through Haicheng: “The Qiao family’s little girl is home. No need to ask anyone else for fortune-telling or talismans.”

Then one day, someone came to report that Qiao Shichun had gone to the military camp.

The Qiao family feared something supernatural had happened there and rushed over, worried she might get hurt.

But when they found her, she had a chicken drumstick in each hand and was instructing the new recruits in their training.

Qiao Shichun: “I trained ghosts all the time on the mountain. These uncles are no problem at all.”

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PS: Qiao Shichun is just an ordinary little girl skilled in the mystic arts. She doesn’t understand that you have to finish the job and wipe out the roots!!!