I Just Became General Chen, and You’re Telling Me I’m a Purple-Robed Heavenly Master?

I, Zhang Beixuan, am the current Celestial Master of Mount Longhu!

I’m seriously panicking right now.

Just yesterday, I received a letter from a thousand-year-old white snake.

She said she was a snake demon whom my ancestor had canonized a thousand years ago. Now that she had attained the Dao, she had come to repay my ancestor’s kindness.

She wants me to dig up our ancestor from the forbidden grounds and marry him off to her!!!

When I dug open our ancestor’s coffin, still half believing and half doubting,

I suddenly found a zombie in a purple robe lying inside.

Zhang Beixuan: “Ancestor! Please get up! Your wife is about to wipe out all of Mount Longhu!!!”