
Tears Wet the Chicken Legs and Rice, and I Vowed to Eat Soft Rice Every Day
泪水打湿鸡腿饭发誓天天吃软饭
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- Completed
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- 1.6M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 10mo ago
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- Fanqie
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Explore more →Funny + Lao Liu + System + Improper Person (Completed)
9.9 Points for a Masterpiece. If You Don't Get 9.5 Points, You Will Be an Ant. If You Don't Get 9.7 Points, You Will Never Be a God.
I want to read books similar to "Han Feizi". Like "Han Feizi" 9. 9
Invincible + Hilarious! ! !
The protagonist is powerful and kills powerful enemies, causing the Heavenly Crying Vision. However, the way of heaven is threatened by the protagonist and stops the Heavenly Crying Vision midway.
Looking for the Works of Great Masters (Chendong, Ergen, Mars, Wangyu, Etc.)
Looking for the works of Chendong, Ergen, Martian, Wangyu and other great masters, I have found a copy of Martian's Evil God.
I'm Looking for Funny Writing, Not the Kind Where All the Laughs Are Based on Jokes.
It needs to have a funny plot like the Demon-Suppressing Division.
Fine Chaff! Fine Chaff! Fine Chaff! , the Best Book I Have Found so Far
I want to watch something like "In my old age, the beautiful witch uses me as a furnace!" Book.
Stay up All Night! ! Hand over All the Novels You Have Read! ! !
I want to read a book similar to "Hong Kong Films: Across the World".
Funny in the City, Laughing to Death in the Middle of the Night, and Getting Kicked by My Mother.
If You Are a System Fan, I Really Recommend This Book
This novel is really powerful. I have to say that it is the strongest, most interesting and vivid book about systems that I have ever read.
A Masterpiece, Not on the Recommendation List
Don't recommend it to me if the protagonist's surname is Ye, don't recommend it to me if the protagonist's surname is Ling, don't recommend it to me if the protagonist has a lovely sister, don't recommend it to me if the protagonist is a saint, in short, don't recommend to me mentally retarded novels, the more ruthless the better! Kill kill kill! ! !
Funny! Funny! Funny! Here Are Some Books That Will Make Me Laugh to Death
Want to watch something like "Is it reasonable for a slime to defeat a dragon?" Book.
Are There Any Funny and Wicked System Novels with a Rating of over 2 Million?
Funny (Preferably Completed or with More Than 1 Million Words)
For example, these are the types of books I have on my bookshelf
If You Want to Read Funny Articles, Your Writing Style Must Be Good and It Must Be Funny! Funny! Funny
A Complete Good Book, Not a Bad One.
Dear fellow Taoists, I failed to reach the 5000 mark in my cultivation. I would like to ask you all to contribute one or two spiritual books to help me in my cultivation. I am very grateful, Immeasurable Heavenly Lord.
I'm Running Out of Books, and I Have No Idea About Tomatoes. Is There Anything Interesting?
Are there any men who dress up as women?
Hilarious! Convulsions! Laughing Out of the Pig Squealing Series of Funny and High-Scoring Essays
Funny + Complete Book + System/cultivation, Don't Be Too Vigorous
Funny + complete book + system/cultivation, don't be too vigorous
Lao Liu, Lao Liu Lao Liu, funny!
Looking for the 5 Most Hilarious Novels, Nanjiang Bandits (Chen Shu)...
Life Is so Hard, If You Want to Read a Funny Article, It's Best to Laugh Me to Death
No matter what the subject, it's funny, funny, funny!
Foolish, Funny, Systematic, as Long as You Can't Die from Laughing, You Will Laugh Until You Die! ! !
Shura Field Shura Field Shura Field! ! !
What Are the Top Ten Funny Tomato Articles?
Dali Lili Lili Lili What else is there, I would like to watch something funny, the best live-action with audio


































































































I understand the author's love for basketball, but it's a bit incomprehensible to outsiders, giving the impression that it's mixed with personal information. The book is not exciting, it is interesting but not exciting, so please give it a try, author.
7 Points! It's pretty good, the main character is quite funny, but I don't want to hear about playing basketball, I just want to play basketball endlessly. It's interesting, but limited.
I have read more than 240 chapters so far. The writing is good, but there are still some problems that I personally feel are not good enough. 1. It's ok to be abstract, but it's always abstract with the heroines. It's like this every time. There's no freshness and it makes people feel like they don't want to continue watching. 2. Since it is a rebirth, when I shoot a short video with a few classmates in the dormitory, even if the protagonist does not rely on the system, he will not have no ideas at all. 3. ⑴ It's a useless system. You still need to practice hard to play ball skills. This not only makes people who like Shuangwen feel that the system is powerful, but also makes people who don't like Shuangwen feel that it is redundant. ⑵ The same goes for monetary rewards. I don't feel the effect of the rewarded money at all. The protagonist basically doesn't consume anything, except for buying himself a car in more than 200 chapters. At present, ⑶ attribute points do not seem to have a big effect. The added physical attribute is more like a result of hard training rather than a reward from the system. There is not much difference between adding intelligence and not adding it. These are the questions for the time being. Of course, everyone has different opinions when reading novels. These are just some of my personal opinions. I will continue to read on, hoping that there will be more surprises later. I also wish the author good luck in his achievements.
This is really funny, and unlike the previous ones that only think about making money as soon as they have a system, this one is written more delicately, and the interaction between the protagonist and his roommates is very abstract [Like] Super funny, really good-looking
Throughout the novel, there are endless jokes and jokes. But it's all applied mechanically, with the system tasks as the main line, and the various female supporting characters as the side lines, pushing each other forward. The various pretentious plots are not bloody but also very innovative. I particularly appreciate this. Nowadays, in the environment of tomato novels, there are either luxury cars or all kinds of famous watches that pretend to be cool and slap in the face. As soon as you have money, you will rely on luxury cars and famous watches. It's really disgusting. Is it because I can't write a pretentious plot without luxury watches and cars? I'm sorry I got excited. Very well written, keep up the good work.
The writing style is good. If the author writes about basketball or supernatural stories, you will definitely have a place. Even if it is about other sports, I think it is okay. Or he can write a pure love story. This book does not have such a large proportion of love.
It looks so good. It makes me laugh. How could it be so ridiculous? Especially during the filming of the short play, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt
I'll give it four stars. The writing is okay, but it's a pity that it's written about basketball. I don't understand basketball. If you like basketball, you can read it.
The writing is unexpectedly delicate, the laughter and curses are just an eye-catching appearance, but the underlying emotions and characterization are truly amazing. This should be an underrated masterpiece. Looking at the later part, the separation between the jokes and the emotional story is serious. I feel that the author has no outline in the later period and is a bit drifting. Is it hard to hold on?
The writing is nice, but even if you don't like basketball, don't go there. This is written around basketball. I thought it was just a little bit, but it turns out there are a lot of basketballs at the end and I can't stand it anymore. I came to see the harem, not basketball.
It's quite funny. I've read a few chapters and it's good. I'm just worried about the current plot development because there are so many female protagonists. I don't like harems, but it's so funny that I want to follow it and I'm confused.
The author is really interesting, and the writing style and rhythm are quite comfortable. It feels very relaxing when I read it, and I won't feel bored. Since the author is too short, I suggest you schedule a visit to Los Angeles at 4 a. M.
To be honest, it's very humorous, and there are many jokes throughout the text, but I couldn't stand it anymore after basketball became the main line. It's not that the writing is bad, because there are a lot of nouns in it, which is very difficult for people who are not interested in basketball, so it is worth reading if you like basketball, but be careful if you don't like basketball.
In order to cope with the "baldness" challenge of the system, the protagonist tried various anti-baldness remedies, but unexpectedly gained strange skills, which made me laugh [smirk][snicker][snicker].
In an environment where weak people are everywhere, this article is a breath of fresh air and is worth reading.
I have read Chapter 273 so far. After I saw Grandma Lan's story, I couldn't wait to open the review and wanted to share some of my feelings: After reading Grandma Lan's story, I admitted that I cried, not only because of Grandma Lan's story, but also because I felt the author's care in creating the characters as if they had souls. The friction, conversation, resonance and so on between the characters seemed to be happening around me. I will keep it in my heart and never forget it for a long time. I hope the author will continue to work hard and create 5 stars.
It turns out that there are diamonds in the trash [laughs]. The quality of this book is simply amazing to me. By the way, I am a 20-year-old bookworm.
How many jokes do you usually have to write to write so many memes? The disadvantage may be that the pace is a bit slow and the main plot is not clear. The daily comedy is well written. All the new jokes are written. The emotional line is well described. The female characters are currently well created.
It's good-looking and slightly toxic. The first part is incomparably good-looking. It's full of jokes. There are also a lot of tear-jerking chapters. It's super combustible, especially the chapter about Grandma Lanlan. The chapter is a bit bland in the end. The poisonous points are also there. For example, the system rewards a "betrayal memory fragment". From a human point of view, it is instinct to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. Such disadvantages must be seen at the first time and then try to avoid them. It is a series of things that the male protagonist did after knowing that he would jump off a building at the age of 40, but not this time. The original text is "will open it later" But not now." I understand the general meaning. I'm just afraid that I won't be able to accept it if I know the truth. I'm afraid that I won't know how to face the family and friends who betrayed me. Anyway, I'm poisoned.
I really like the foursome. Dahuang's abstract comedy is refreshing. The male protagonist Xu An is no less generous. The old man is romantic and rich. When Lao He shared the constipated black python with Qiaoqiao, I laughed to death. It made me start to think about how abstract the author can be to write a bunch of the four of them. The three heroines each have their own characteristics. Yaya is so gentle and considerate, Yueyue is the domineering sister, and Su Yunqing is so A. Xu An will bring a magnifying glass to look at Su Xiao A next time [Explore]
It's pretty good, but I don't know why it only had a 6.4 Rating when I clicked on it.
Needless to say, it is great. While it explores and solves the dilemmas of the past life, it also intersperses a lot of funny bridges, allowing people to see how abstract contemporary male college students can be. The only drawback is that I can't watch it at work because I can't control my laughter.
I said, please read the comment section. Don't underestimate my information, Jiraiya. Don't worry, the basic level seems to be very good at the moment. I look forward to the follow-up development.
It's so over the top and so funny. I love watching it. I highly recommend it.
It's great, I love it, please give me more thanks🙏, middle-aged losers rely on this kind of novels to regain their sense of self and avoid becoming indescribable.
How to say it? I'm actually very confused about this rating. Should I give it four stars or five stars? For me, this book has good and bad points, but when I read it, I always felt awkward in my heart. However, some plots were handled very well, which made people inadvertently surprised and moved. While I was reading it, I could see that the author worked hard, and he is a novice, but some of the plots were too cumbersome. When I read it, I felt that the emotional line was a bit unclear, so I wanted to know which heroine I would choose. In addition, I hope that the author's writing style will become better and better. In addition, other readers should not ask me whether this book is good or bad. Your own experience is better than anything else. If you rely on other people's feelings and your own feelings, you will also lose a lot of fun. Come on, the author's five-star praise encourages you, and I hope you can write better and better.
The writing is delicate, the plot is coherent, the car takes off at high speed, and the writing is very good. My personal opinion 1. The pace of the book is very slow. It is not a fast-paced book. It will become boring after reading for a long time. It should be more comfortable to read if you increase the pace appropriately. 2. There are too many irrelevant things described in driving or making jokes, making it a bit confusing to read. 3. The emotional line develops slowly, mostly due to the interaction between the male and female protagonists during the career. The slow-paced development is okay, as is the detailed emotional line from scratch. Maybe I'm not used to reading slow-paced books, so I didn't feel comfortable reading them, but the content and plot are really well written. I think it's top-notch among this type of books.
Overall, the writing is quite good, there are enough exciting points, and the plot design is also very good. Personally, I think the problem lies in the large plot at the end where the Shura Field is resolved. As the protagonist, you can either give him a flawless character who will deal with three top-notch women but fall in love with one in the end; or you can make him a scumbag to the end and just create a male-produced character who accepts all three women. As a result, I don't know whether the author was afraid that the male protagonist would be deceived or something else, so he insisted on adding a so-called solution to the Shura field. After 50 or 60 chapters of pulling and pulling, it finally gave a great ending to the male channel that included all three women. In fact, the tension of fifty or sixty chapters can be completely discarded. The whole novel is enjoyable from beginning to end, which is actually better!
In this humorous novel with Xu An as the protagonist, the author opens up a wonderful world full of fun and warmth for us. As the core character of the story, Xu An has distinctive character traits, like a unique light that illuminates the entire story. His out-of-the-box thinking and acting style are always unexpected. His strange thoughts and actions constitute one hilarious plot after another in the book. The humor elements in the book are not just a collection of funny jokes, but are cleverly integrated into Xu An's daily life and interactions with others. For example, when Xu An faced a work dilemma, he came up with absurd yet hilarious solutions that not only made readers laugh out loud, but also made them feel the helplessness and hope of life. To a certain extent, these humorous plots are also exaggerated reflections of real life, giving us new ideas about life while laughing.
Chapter 295, abandoned the book! The writing is very good. It has always been very light and funny before. The author's writing style and style must be recognized. Personally, the reason why I gave up the book was that I was tired of reading it, couldn't stand it anymore, and it didn't attract me anymore. . . Come on, author, I'm optimistic about you!