After He Heard My Inner Thoughts, the Tyrant Lost It Every Day

[Mind Reading + Transmigrate into a Book + Golden Finger + Feel-Good Redemption + Hilarious Bickering]

Song Lingyu transmigrates into a book.

She becomes a cannon-fodder supporting female character forced into a substitute marriage, and nearly gets strangled to death by the tyrant the moment she opens her eyes.

To survive, she puts on an act and becomes a shameless flatterer. “Your Majesty, I truly adore you!”

Meanwhile, she thinks regretfully, “He’s got a great build, but he’s about to be chopped into eight pieces.”

The tyrant: “What?! Insolent!”

She’s sent off to farm!

Song Lingyu pours him a cup of water through her tears. “I’ll watch over Your Majesty for the rest of my life…”

“Good thing I got sent to the cold palace. Otherwise, wouldn’t I die in the Six Kingdoms’ rebellion too?”

Wait…

Did she accidentally make the tyrant drink a fertility potion for multiple births?!

What a waste of several acres’ worth of crops. Still, which end of the tyrant will the babies come out of?!

The tyrant: “What?! I’m going to have a biological child?!”

When the tyrant falls gravely ill, she cries out with deep affection, “Your Majesty, if you pass away, I’ll never go on living!”

“I’ll have a great time with seventeen or eighteen handsome men!”

At that moment, the gravely ill tyrant, on the brink of death, suddenly opens his eyes and glares at her through clenched teeth.

“How much fun are we talking? Count me in.”