[Urban imagination + professional extreme + concept god + weird + funny + goddess + national luck + system + Sigma man]
Female ghost: I am locked up by this soul lock. Can I open it?
Me: It can be opened! As long as you can afford it! I can open any lock!
"Alipay arrived, 20,000 yuan."
Me: Sister Ghost, are you sure this money is for unlocking a lock? Not renting a room?
Heavenly Master: The Golden Dragon of National Fortune has been locked by foreigners. Can it be opened?
Me: Open! Must be opened! Bet my life on it! We must also unlock this lock of national destiny!
Chinese General: 38 countries besieged our country: soldiers suffered heavy casualties! The country's gate can no longer be defended!
Me: This is the key to the missiles and ships of the 38-nation coalition. Do you see when the earth can be unified?
Old Professor: Humanity's genetic lock is destined to preserve only so much knowledge. Humanity's technology has reached its limit...
Me: Look! You said this again, come on! Let me unlock the gene lock for you first.
Trisolaran: Two protons lock your technology, let's see what technology you use to explode it? !
Me: Humph! Two protons, I accept them! Go back where you came from! If I see you again, I will make you all into jerky.
Master of the Universe: The blockade of the solar system will be strengthened! This ancient race cannot be allowed to come out. The strength of the Galaxy is too strong.
Me: Humph! Just you? Your locks are returned to you! In addition, I will give you another lock, see if you can open it!
Goddess: Can my heart lock be opened?
Me: Open! Can't open it a little! I am a Sigma man!
