(This book has not been adapted into a live-action TV series or anime, nor has a print edition been published!)
(Feel-good wish fulfillment + face-slapping + urban cultivation + comedy + a little angst + chatterbox protagonist + multiple heroines)
(Note: Minors, don't read this. Study hard and keep striving every day!!)
Xi Menqing is reincarnated into the body of Zhang Xiao, living in a modern metropolis.
Spiritual energy is scarce and resources are insufficient?
Not a problem. I'll plunder the resources of the entire Blue Star to help me become an immortal!
With the memories and cultivation heritage from my past life, I'm unrivaled in medicine and martial arts in the city.
Cultivating immortality means letting go of worldly desires? Not a chance!
I'll stay attached to all the pleasures of the mortal world and its dazzling wonders!
“You're a top-tier rich kid? Sorry, I'm cultivating immortality! Your dad would kneel when he sees me!”
“You're a martial arts grandmaster at the peak of your power? Sorry, I'm cultivating immortality. One palm strike and you're dead!”
“You're a peerless master of Chinese medicine? Sorry, I'm cultivating immortality. I can make even the dead live another hundred years!”
I could brag about feats like these all night long.