Taoist Priests Are People Too: What’s Wrong with Being a Coward?

My name is Yang Muchen. I’ve been obsessed with all this spooky, mystical stuff since I was a kid, and I’ve become a half-baked Taoist priest. I don’t want to date right now. I just want to cultivate hard and become a first-rank magistrate as soon as possible, so I can kick zombies and punch evil spirits. Maybe I’ll even take in a little ghost girl to brighten up the place.

“Heh heh heh!” The corners of my mouth were harder to hold down than an AK. “Sorry, I couldn’t help laughing.”

“Pretty female ghosts, sweet roach moms, sexy little fox spirits, here I come!!!”