I have twin sisters living next door.
Ever since they were little, they competed with each other over which one of them would marry me.
Both sets of parents thought either choice would make us family.
But when we reached marriageable age, they both said they had only talked that way because they were immature children.
The next day, though, they started fighting over another guy.
They even shoved me, a non-swimmer, into a river more than two meters deep just to make him happy.
As I desperately called for help in the water, they pointed at me and said to him:
"Look at him flailing around like a dog. What do you think? Isn't it hilarious?"
Only after the guy gave a shallow laugh did they pull me out, when I was barely breathing.
I finally gave up on them and moved away from the city.
But later, they searched everywhere for me like they had gone mad.
