[Sunny, cheerful boy + lighthearted comedy + satisfying System story + memorable quotes + unhinged antics]
This book gets more and more unhinged as it goes, and might cause a mental breakdown. Read with caution if that bothers you.
Author: The protagonist, Yu Ye, transmigrates into a world invaded by the paranormal, with places like haunted-village legends and psychiatric wards...
Yu Ye: Wait! Why can't you say I'm invading the paranormal world?!
Author: Tsk. If you fail the mission, the paranormal will descend upon the human world at once!!
Yu Ye: Hold on! You said I'm the protagonist, so how could I possibly fail?!
Author: The plot needs it? Anyway, despite having terrible talent and aptitude, he binds with the only F-rank paranormal artifact: [Great Xia Bell Soul].
Yu Ye: Anyone can tell that's a cheat.
Author: And he awakens the [Send-Off] System!
Yu Ye: That's just what you call the cheat.
Author: Send paranormal artifacts off to their final rest to earn Fortune Points and strengthen yourself!
Yu Ye: That's what the cheat does. Could you introduce something nobody would guess for once? How about subverting expectations?
Author: The paranormal artifacts in this book include legendary spirits and monsters from every province, as well as the Four Great Corpse Clans, heroic spirits like Second Master, Zilong, and Fuxian... Huo Qubing... Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Wu of Han.
Yu Ye: Do you even know what subverting expectations means?
Author: They're all here to kill you.
Yu Ye: ???
Author: And there are gods too, like Erlang Shen Yang Jian and the Great Sage Equal to Heaven...
Yu Ye: Wait! Are you planning to have me cultivate immortality later?
Author: They're here to kill you too.
Yu Ye: ??? What is this... are you trying to send me to my grave???
Hearing this, the author slowly turned around. Through the screen, the corners of his mouth lifted slightly:
If you've made it this far through such an unhinged synopsis, my friend, this book is perfect for you. So...
[Ding! Dear reader, may I ask... do you have any last words?]
It's the first time I've seen someone with such a fast pace 🙂