The Seven-Year Itch

Six years after we got married, I brought up divorce with my wife, who had never wanted children.

She wept bitterly and said she was willing to have my child, until I pulled out a breast pump.

There was also a prenatal checkup report beside it. It said twins.

"I found these in your suitcase when I was packing."

"Those twins you asked me to look after all this time are yours, aren't they?"