Quick Transmigration: Why Do I Always Become a Scumbag?

A stone that had witnessed the rise and fall of empires gained sentience at some point, then was chosen by the quick transmigration bureau to complete missions in various worlds. But can someone tell me why I keep running into idiots who won't turn back even after hitting a wall? The stone is shocked, the stone is baffled, and the stone's heart has grown a little soft...

(No logic, seme protagonist, happy ending, sweet romance)