Everyone Else Cultivates Immortality, but He Roams the World Looking for Beauties

While everyone else is busy cultivating immortality, the protagonist is busy looking for beautiful women. He has no System, only the most frustrating golden finger in the world. He's an honest man, and he gets beaten up too. This isn't a traditional slaughter-and-power-up story. After accidentally stumbling into the world of cultivation, he gets caught up in misunderstandings with several beautiful women. Courting them doesn't interfere with cultivation, but things take some unexpected turns, with results that are as laughable as they are exasperating. A very funny story.