I’ve been single my whole life. I bought a pendant from my coworker, Brother Ye, who said it would boost my romantic luck.
To my surprise, it really worked. That very day, I met an absolutely gorgeous woman with a voluptuous figure and long, sexy legs.
But she was trying to jump into a river, so I hurried to stop her. I never expected her to be Brother Ye’s new wife!
I walked my sister-in-law home, only to find that she lived on West Cemetery Street. Isn’t that where the graveyard is?
My sister-in-law welcomed me warmly. She said Brother Ye wasn’t home…