That Random Passerby in a Wife-Chasing-to-the-Crematorium Novel

[Top x Bottom + Mutual Firsts + HE + Two Male Leads, 1v1]

He Yang never imagined that Wen Shuo, his childhood friend of more than a decade, was the male lead in a melodramatic gay romance novel.

And the passerby in a “chasing his wife to the crematorium” story was none other than me.

He’d planned to quietly enjoy the drama, but one day at a bar, he saw Wen Shuo grab the novel’s bottom after the guy accidentally spilled a drink on a customer. Wen Shuo wore that signature smile: thirty percent mockery, seventy percent fury.

Just as Wen Shuo was about to pour his drink over the guy’s head, He Yang couldn’t take it anymore. He pulled Wen Shuo aside and patiently explained, “Times have changed. The whole ‘bully whoever you’re interested in’ routine is outdated.”

Unexpectedly, Wen Shuo flew into a rage, angrily wrenched his hand free, and headed back toward the guy.

He Yang sighed and pointed at Wen Shuo. “Fine, you won’t listen? Go ahead and bully him, then tease him and pursue him. Of course, he’ll turn you down, so you’ll resort to coercion.”

“As you go back and forth, sparks of love will fly between you. You’ll refuse to admit it, say the opposite of what you mean, and torment him like crazy. He’ll lose hope and leave, and you’ll regret it too late.”

“Then someone else will get close to him, and you’ll go completely off the rails, wailing and carrying on, even threatening to jump off a building.”

“He’ll be so fed up that he’ll have no choice but to forgive you. In the end, he’ll let bygones be bygones and live happily ever after with you, you absolute dumbass.”

Wen Shuo stopped in his tracks, eyes wide. “What are you talking about?”

[P.S. 1. Top x Bottom, He Yang is the top. Straight top × obsessive bottom.

2. No logic, just everyday romance in a slice-of-life format.

3. The bottom is an obsessive, short-tempered lunatic. Read with caution if you’re not into that.]